You know you’ve lived in Albany your whole life when…

I know there are lists of this stuff floating around the Internet, but if you’ve grown up in the Capital District and have lived here for at least a couple of years, you know the answer to these long-ago businesses and the like.

So, take a piece of paper and a pen, and see if you can get the correct answers to all of these Albany-based trivia questions. No cell phones, no phone-a-friends. Make your work your own.

Also, if you want to know the answer, I’ve used “Inviso-text” to hide the answers in this post. If you think you know the answer, drag your cursor behind the end of each question, and the words should show up.  That’s assuming that the Times-Union has its “Inviso-text” filter running.

You know you’ve lived in Albany your whole life when…

  1. You know the location of the four Standard Furniture stores.
    Albany, Kingston, Troy and Schenectady.
  2. You know who the Pontiac Dealer from New York City to Montreal was.
    Mark Smith Pontiac, and saving you money got him there!
  3. You know where U2 played their first concerts in Albany.
    JB Scott’s on Central Avenue.
  4. You can name at least four songs by Blotto.
    I Wanna Be a Lifeguard, Metal Head, She’s Got a Big Boyfriend, We Are the Nowtones, I Quit, 1 2 3 Hang Up…
  5. You know the TV show where the sunglass-wearing models walk through the Capital District in slow motion.
    The Glenn Slingerland Situation.
  6. You know what theater was showing Star Wars exclusively for about a year.
    Cine 1-2-3-4-5-6 in Northway Mall.
  7. You remember that tiny clothing store next to Christopher’s on Central Avenue.
    Tinkle Shop.
  8. “Don’t sign your name, it would be a shame, until you see…”
    Bumstead Chevrolet
  9. You remember what Siena’s men’s basketball team was called before they were the Saints.
    Indians
  10. You know who had a great back room for stereo equipment.
    Sounds Great
  11. The brand of bread that had the Peanuts characters on the wrappers.
    Milbrook Bread
  12. The call letters for Rock 99.
    WGFM, now known as the River.
  13. You remember what was at 711 Central Avenue before it was the OTB Teletheater.
    Kings’ Department Store.
  14. You know the previous name of Bishop Maginn High School.
    Cardinal McCluskey High School.
  15. You remember the captain of the Good Ship News and his friendly sidekick.
    Commander Ralph Vartigan and Mr. Monkey.
  16. You remember the drive-in where the current Kohl’s Department Store exists today.
    Mohawk Drive-In
  17. You remember the show all your high school friends got to appear on at 6:45 am on Channel 6.
    Student Spectrum
  18. You remember how much the sales tax was in Schenectady.
    4%
  19. You remember the name of the famous pitcher for the Schenectady Blue Jays in the 1940’s.
    Tommy Lasorda
  20. Bonus points if you know what currently sits on the old Schenectady baseball stadium.
    Stadium Golf Course
  21. You remember the first two names of the Times Union Center.
    Knickerbocker Arena, Pepsi Arena.
  22. You know what war Henry Johnson fought in.
    First World War.
  23. You know the best way to get to the town of Tobebuilt.
    Take Exit 3 from the Northway…
  24. You can sing the jingle of the beer that was produced in Albany up until the 1970’s.
    “Schaefer … is the … one beer to have when you’re having more than one…”
  25. You know where the Albany Billiard Ball factory was located.
    Intersection of Delaware Avenue and Southern Boulevard, it’s now a strip mall.
  26. You remember the local fast food chain that was the home of the Club Burger.
    Caroll’s.
  27. You remember the comic book store at 23 Central Avenue.
    Fantaco.
  28. You know which supermarket’s logo used the God of Thunder to smash prices.
    Albany Public Markets
  29. You remember the name of the bookstore adjacent to the Madison Theater.
    Clapp’s.
  30. You remember the guy who used to say hi to all the small fries on TV.
    Howard Tupper from TV Tournament Time.

Ready… and here… we… GO!!!