Bobblehead-free-zone

I am currently echoing J. Eric Smith’s sentiment about this bobblehead beg-a-thon that’s permeated the Capital Region media.  Okay, this was fun for about the first couple of weeks.

But now it’s gotten stale.

For the past couple of weeks, I’ve seen what appears to be every media representative talking about how they want to have their body represented on a Tri-City ValleyCats bobblehead doll.  I turn on the radio and Brian Sinkoff is kvetching that he hasn’t gotten enough votes to advance.  I watch Fox 23 and there’s Rich Becker and John Gray as bobbleheads, asking for your vote.  And don’t EVEN  get me started on the TU bloggers who use every other post as a “vote for me and not for Benita Zahn” mantra.  And it’s getting bowling shoe ugly.

Now before anybody accuses me of being so cold-hearted as to denigrate this whole bobblehead voting program, I realize that the winning  bobblehead representative will get a donation made to his or her favorite charity.  And the Tri-City ValleyCats will get OODLES of free advertising throughout the Capital District’s media outlets.

Don’t believe me?  Try this.

Can you name the four ValleyCats from last season with the best batting average?

Can you name four of the eight people still in the running for bobblehead immortality?

Yeah, most people went one-for-two in that quiz.

And it’s not like I’m claiming any sort of “sour grapes” because there isn’t a Chuck Miller bobblehead available.  Good Lord, if I wanted a bobblehead that badly, there’s a hundred online companies that will make bobbleheads based on three photos of your face.  Or if I wanted a Bobblehead night at the stadium, I’m sure there’s some sponsorship deals available with the ValleyCats.  Spend $$$$$$, get a bobblehead night.

You know what?  Let me make a proposal to all of you.  You want to vote for your favorite Capital District personality to be a bobblehead?  Go right ahead, I won’t stop you. But if you’re as sick of this unbridled pandering for votes as I am – God, at times it looks like American Idol contestants holding fingers in the air, begging for votes – then may I suggest you do – as I did – click on one of the charity links listed below, and make your own charitable donation, of whatever amount you feel you can afford, directly to that organization.  Because if any of the media representatives who were part of this little beg-a-thon didn’t make it to at least the final four entrants, these charities won’t receive a penny from this promotion.  So give what you can to any of the charities listed below; their names are hyperlinks to each respective charity’s homepage.

Regional Food Bank of Northeastern New York

St. Margaret’s Center in Albany

Community Hospice

American Red Cross Haiti Relief Fund

Juvenile Arthritis Foundation

Special Olympics

Gilda’s Club

National Multiple Sclerosis Foundation

Alzheimer’s Association of Northeastern New York

Hannah’s Hope Fund

Kelly’s Angels (no website yet; donations can be mailed to Kelly’s Angels at 10 Sepia Lane in Wilton, NY 12831)

March of Dimes, Northeastern New York Chapter

To Love a Child

The Children’s Hospital at Albany Medical Center

Capital District YMCA “Reach Out For Youth” Scholarship Program

American Cancer Society

Capital City Rescue Mission

Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation

Addictions Care Center of Albany

Columbia-Greene Humane Society

Big Brothers Big Sisters of the Capital Region

Ronald McDonald House

‘Kay?