Wanna buy Rocky Mountain Film Lab’s equipment? You can…

Boy, this mess with Rocky Mountain Film Lab gets stickier and stickier as the days go by.

Our story so far – I found a roll of 127 Kodacolor-X film in a 1960’s Kodak camera, a camera that was on sale in a New Hampshire antique store.  I bought the camera, and planned on having the film inside developed – I figured it would make for a decent blog post.

After searching the net, I found that Rocky Mountain Film Lab is capable of developing vintage film, although their turnaround time was a bit excessive.  Still, I figured I’d give them a shot.

That was in February.  It is now June, and I have discovered that Rocky Mountain Film Lab has held many peoples’ film hostage – in some cases, for as long as two to three years – without any sign of developing.  There have been complaints on message boards about Rocky Mountain Film Lab’s customer service – or lack thereof – going back as far as 2003.  And now comes word that the company is under investigation by the Internal Revenue Service.

At the same time, a poster named “Lou” seemed to think that I had no chance of doing anything regarding Rocky Mountain Film Lab, other than to blog about it – and even with that, there wasn’t much that could happen from a blog post.

And it is true, I did speak to Steven Dock, the owner of Rocky Mountain Film Lab, who told me that the company was undergoing a reorganization, and that things will be back to normal at some point.

And at that point, I said I would give Steven Dock the benefit of the doubt.

At the same time, I decided to give a call to Kevin White.

Kevin White is an investigator for the Internal Revenue Service.  Four weeks ago, Mr. White told me that Steven Dock would have one day to go into the offices of Rocky Mountain Film Lab and gather all the undeveloped film, with the proviso that they be returned to the rightful owners.  At the same time, although Dock was allowed to remove the film from the building (which, according to White, he has done), all the equipment has to stay behind.

So unless Steven Dock has another set of vintage development machines and chemicals in his house, that film’s going to get developed at around the same time Lindsay Lohan wins an Oscar.

In fact, Mr. White informed me that if there are any budding photographers out there who want to invest in vintage photography development equipment, and don’t mind paying shipping costs, they can own the mechanical assets of Rocky Mountain Film Lab.

I am not kidding.

On July 7, 2010, a starting bid of $3,000 can get you a tonload of vintage developing machines. The property was seized for non-payment of taxes, so Steven Dock has no way to develop the film he has collected from customers.  In fact, here’s an inventory of all the goodies you can get with the winning bid.

In addition to the developing machines, you can also get some fire extinguishers, some computer equipment, a refrigerator, a microwave, and four vacuum cleaners.

Hey, maybe somebody can bid on the items – and win them – and then be able to develop all our film, ha ha ha!

But in all seriousness, I don’t think Steven Dock is an evil person.  I don’t think he’s a bad person.  I think he got overwhelmed.  It’s like the story of the person who has 75 cats in his house when he started with four cats, and when they started breeding, he got overwhelmed.  That’s probably what happened, he got overwhelmed, and was too ashamed to send any film back to the customers, for fear he may never have any more business in the future.

News flash – you have no business now.  You do have our film.  Send it back.  Now.  Developed or undeveloped, send it back.

Including that one roll of 127 Kodacolor-X film with the Albany return address.

Because I just did the last thing Steven Dock wanted anyone to do.  I not only brought to light the fact that he can’t develop any more film; I also showed that his few mechanical assets are now up for bid, and will be sold to the highest bidder.  That essentially puts Rocky Mountain Film Lab out of the photography business.

So Steve… do the right thing.  Send our film back, and just say you were overwhelmed.  We’ll find another place to develop our vintage rolls, whether it be Film Rescue International in North Dakota or some other outfit.

And maybe I should place a bid on one of those vacuum cleaners.  God knows why someone would need four of them.