Anagrams are fun. Anagrams are when you take some text and rearrange the letters to get an entirely different text.
Anagrams are also fun if you can mix the letters up from one person’s name, and discover that the rearranged letters can form a phrase or sentence that might mean something wry or contradictory to that person’s personality.
Example.
If you took the first name of hockey player JAROMIR Jagr and scrambled the letters, you would get MARIO JR.
If you took the name of hockey goon TIE DOMI and changed the letters around, it would spell ME IDIOT.
So I took a few names and headlines from the Times-Union’s family of bloggers, and entered them in an online generator called I, Rearranger Servant. here’s what I came up with. There will be some letters left over, and the grammar’s kind of kludgy, but nothing’s perfect. Still, I think we got a few good ones here.
AUSTIN BEN CONNOR: JENN SMITH = SONS IN BEECHNUT NATION, MR. J.N.
SIMPLER LIVING: NAOMI SELDIN = MINOR PILING, MAD LIVELINESS
AMANDA TALAR = DRAMA A LA TAN
PILOTGIRL SONY STARK = LIKING STORY PORTALS
BOXING IN THE CAPITAL REGION = BOX POINT; ALI TEACHING REIGN
ROGER SMITH: INFORMATION WITHOUT THE BUN = FOREIGN MIRTH HUNT MONITORS OUT A WEB HIT
TERI CONROY FARMLIFE: WUNSAPANA FARM = A FARAWAY MANOR, FUN PRISM REFLECTION
KEVIN MARSHALL: IN THE PRESENT TENSE = SHH… REPRESENTATIVES LIKEN’ LAMENT’N
THIS IS COLLEGE!? = LOGISTIC HEELS!?
ON THE EDGE: KRISTI GUSTAFSON = FEE OUTRANKS SIGHTING D’ OTE’S
TABLE HOPPING: STEVE BARNES = A BABE PREVENTING THE SLOPS
J. ERIC SMITH = I’M RICH JEST
MICHAEL HUBER, TIMES UNION BLOG EDITOR = RUN, HOTSHOT; IMAGINE CLOBBERED MILIEU
And, yes, of course, I had to try this program on myself.
CHUCK MILLER STREET ACADEMY = ELECTRICAL DUMMY; TEACHERS, K?
At which point I scratch my head and say… huh?
Tell me what anagrams you can come up with. Try anagramming famous people’s names, or famous movies, or even local celebrities. And let me know what your best anagrams are!
Oh my God, this is fantastic.
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TIMES UNION is Time In Onus
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Pat –
ALBANY TIMES UNION comes out to “Alas, Bonnie! Mutiny!!”
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my head hurts
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LOVE IT!! Though if my kids are the Sons of Beech Nut, where are the royalty checks?? 🙂
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This is great!
Rob Madeo – Adore Mob!
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From now on I will refer to the TU only as “Alas, Bonnie! Mutiny!!” because that is so much better than Albany Times Union.
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These are great… now I’ll have to drain my brain to do some of my own.
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Rob Madeo = Rob Me? DOA.
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Rob Madeo = O Mad Bore
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Stop Miller St Academy = C El Myriad Lamest Post
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That’s a bit of a stretch, Dan…
of course, Tres Hombres can be anagramed to “BORES THEM, SR.”
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Tres Hombres = Most Beers/ Hr.
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This is College?! = Chilliest Egos?!
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Loving all of these! So glad we have you, Chuck!
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I can barely add and subtract my checkbook and you’re doing anagrams! Wow!
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SUCCESS: HOW DO YOU DEFINE SUCCESS —-> UNFOCUSED CHOICES DECOYS WUSSES
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BETHLEHEM NEW YORK BLOG —> HELLBENT MOB GREW HOKEY
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Oh no he din’t!
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TEA PARTY MOVEMENT —> RATTY PEAVE MOMENT or PATENT YAMMER VOTE
(Hey, I’m just using the Rearranger Servant!!)
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You hare having entirely too much fun with this, aren’t you J Eric?? 🙂
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I love I, Rearrangement Server . . . which had previously divulged that KEVIN MARSHALL —> MANVILLE SHARK
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I ran my full name and came up with some scary stuff: ACRIMONY, STRIFE, OOH!; ATOMIC ONES HORRIFY; CINEMAS HORRIFY, TOO; and perhaps the most telling of all: FIANCE HISTORY ROOM. MUAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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I got Iguana Oiling for my name. Which is funny, since I have always wanted an iguana.
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