A few months ago, I blogged about finally watching Pulp Fiction for the first time. “First time” being this year. Yeah, I know I’m nearly 20 years behind everybody else, but these things happen.
So, as part of a brand new feature I’m test-driving on this blog today, I welcome you to the “Royale With Cheese Movie Club.” This feature will honor films that, although everyone and his cousin have already seen them about ten gazillion times, I am actually watching for the first time. I’ll watch the film, then I’ll blog about it. And then you readers can give me your thoughts either about the film itself, or why it took so freakin’ long for me to sit through the picture. And yes, the Movie Club is named the “Royale With Cheese Movie Club,” in honor of the famous conversation between John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
So what’s the first film on on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club?
Yep, it’s that wildly successful vampire movie based on the wildly successful vampire novel, Twilight.
That’s right, readers o’ mine, I know that everyone and his cousin has watched this “vampire chick flick” film, but today, Chuck is actually going to sit in his bright blue recliner, chips and diet cola at the ready, to watch a vampire love story.
Pray for my soul. 🙂
Okay, so the Reader’s Digest version of this – Kristen Stewart’s character, a high school girl named Bella Swan (hopefully not named after Bela Lugosi), moves to the Washington State forests to be with her father, who is the Chief of Police in the small forest town. While there, she makes some friends in high school, including becoming friends with one moody guy named Edward Cullen – a guy with big bushy eyebrows and an Eraserhead hairstyle. With that in mind…
Bella discovers that Edward – and the rest of his family – are nosferatu, the walking undead, vampires. Edward falls hard for Bella, Bella falls hard for Edward. Edward’s family invites her for a game of thunderstorm baseball – I think the Mets could draft some of these guys – and then some other vampires show up and a fight ensues, with the visiting vampires wanting Bella for a tasty snack. In the end, Edward rescues Bella, Bella almost becomes a vampire herself, and the two have a tender moment at a gazebo outside of the school prom.
But there’s something else here, something I might not have caught before.
What I saw was not a story of star-crossed lovers. I saw a story of trying to be accepted, trying to fit in in a world where what you are isn’t as important as what you are perceived to be. What’s the initial reaction when someone is a vampire? Dracula? Bela Lugosi? Someone getting speared with a wooden stick by Sarah Michelle Gellar?
Fine. But now replace the word “vampire” with another word. Muslim. Jewish. Hispanic. Handicapped. Asian. LGBT. The perceptions – and denigrations – can immediately appear. “Oh, you don’t want to hang out with the Cullens, they are the walking dead, they’ll suck your blood.” Now change that to, “Oh, you don’t want to hang out with the _____________, they are ________ and they’ll ___________.” And from their perspective, how do they perceive those who try to meet them? Do they believe that we hold those stereotypes when we meet? Do they believe that we would think that all _______ are __________________?
If I watch it that way – as a story of acceptance of different cultures and races and lifestyles – then Twilight makes sense for me.
Don’t know how I’d feel about the rest of the movie series… but let’s start from there. It’s a good choice for the Royale With Cheese Movie Club.
Will there also be a movie club for men? 😉
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Well, “Pulp Fiction” was the first film in the “Royale With Cheese” movie series…
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I am proud to say that I have never seen that movie…and don’t plan on it. Now, you know what my vote is for the next movie since I gave it to you yesterday….The Goonies!!!!
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Sorry, my bad… I thought you said Twilight was “the first film on on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club.”
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Rob – technically, I should have counted Pulp Fiction as the first one, because that was the inspiration for the “Royale With Cheese Movie Club,” in that I had to come up with the name for the club from somewhere…
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If you really want to torture yourself, watch the 2nd and 3rd movies in the series.
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Again, please accept my sincere apology.
Having said that, perhaps your next selection could be “Eat Pray Love.”
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Oh wait until you see the lineup of films. First you’ll say… “How the hell has Chuck NEVER seen that one?” And then you’ll say… “How the hell can he sit THROUGH that one?”
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Never saw “Twilight”, although I read the book. Given your review, I’m guessing the abusive/controlling relationship between Edward and Bella isn’t as clear in the movie as it is on paper. Still don’t plan to see this one.
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Yikes! There are so many Vampire movies that aren’t so teenie bopper! Even “Lost Boys” is better if you want to stay with the young audience theme.
Is there any blood in Twilight???
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There was some blood. It wasn’t as gory as maybe one might think for a vampire movie.
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That’s kind of a recurring theme in True Blood, starting with “God Hates Fangs” in the opening credits. Vermont becomes the first state to legalize human-vampire marriage towards the end of Season 2. Both TB and “Twilight” (from the few bits I’ve seen) boast some unfortunate makeup that doesn’t hold up in HD.
I haven’t seen “Twilight”, partly because I’m told it’s something you really have to watch with others for maximum enjoyment of snarky commenting. I was trying to pick up a copy of the book in French, on the grounds that a) the language seems to be simple enough that I can follow along, and 2) it would be a good enough excuse to finally read the thing (“I’m just brushing up my French and this is what was available! Honest!”) and then have the foundation to complain about it. Unfortunately, the prices were exorbitant on Amazon and eBay, and the stores in Montreal didn’t seem to bother stocking it in French, and I was too embarrassed to ask.
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Apparently it has escaped everyone’s attention that movies (and HBO series) are for entertainment – who cares if True Blood and Twilight and the like are mindless entertainment for some.
As a parent, I do not rely on films or TV to instill morals or define relationships to my children. Must we always blame these mediums for showing violence, abuse, misogyny ….. or should we take personal responsibility for ourselves and our actions?
And really, with all the bashing everyone does these days, do we really want to get into the habit of questioning the intelligence, manliness or mental stability of those who happen to like the aforementioned shows?
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