The new “Three Stooges” movie – trainwreck or tribute?

I don’t care if you don’t like the Three Stooges.  I have been a fan of the Three Stooges since for over 40 years of my life.  The first time I actually saw Stooges episodes, they aired on WTEN at about 7 in the morning as part of a Popeye and the Three Stooges television block, just before Commander Ralph Vartigan aired the Good Ship News.

I’ve seen the Three Stooges on various cable television channels, and over time I’ve even purchased some of the VHS tapes of the Stooges.  Granted, all six of the Three Stooges have since passed away – yes, there were SIX official Stooges, Moe Howard and Larry Fine were joined at one time or another by Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, Joe Besser and Curly-Joe DeRita.

In fact, here’s a Three Stooges episode for you – “Three Little Pigskins,” co-starring a blonde-tressed Lucille Ball. Yes, THAT Lucille Ball.

There have been several attempts to resurrect the Three Stooges’ brand of slapstick humor and knockabout comedy.  But honestly, without “the boys” in it, any attempt to recreate that Stooge vibe falls about as flat as month-old Panther Beer.  There was the animated Three Robonic Stooges in the late 1970’s, and a film called Stoogemania (also known as Party Stooge) starring Josh Mostel (son of Fiddler on the Roof‘s Zero Mostel) as a person completely infatuated with Three Stooges films. If you’ve never seen either of these efforts, consider yourself blessed.

Oh, what the hell…

Then this teaser trailer came along – for, if you can believe it, a brand new Three Stooges film for 2012.  No, it’s not the original actors in “never before seen” footage; it’s new actors playing the characters that were made so memorable by the original Stooges.

Oh… kay.

Now I have to be completely objective here.  I’ve heard that the Farrelly Brothers have wanted to make a Three Stooges film – not a biography of the Stooges, not a documentary about the Stooges, but a film in which the Stooge characters appeared once again – for over 15 years.  I’ve heard that everyone from Jim Carrey to Sean Penn to Benicio Del Toro wanted a part in this film.  I’ve also heard that this film has been in “development hell” for the past fifteen years – or, in other words, five years longer than the classic Stooges line, “Get the tools.” “What tools?” “The tools we’ve been using for the last ten years.” “Oh, those tools.”

The Stooges’ slapstick humor have been parodied before; watch a Lethal Weapon film and you can see Stooge references all over the place.  But I can’t help but think that if someone were to create a film like this, what’s next?  Would someone want to recreate the characters Bud Abbott and Lou Costello played in a new film?  Should we be prepared for a re-interpretation of Laurel and Hardy, or the Ritz Brothers, or the Marx Brothers?

Oh wait… someone DID do that with the Marx Brothers.  It was a film called Brain Donors. And the fact that I’m not posting a YouTube clip of scenes from this film is a message to warn you that Brain Donors is a very, very, very bad film and I don’t want you should be scratching your eyes out after seeing it.

But if you’ve ever been a fan of the Three Stooges… what is your opinion about this new upcoming movie?  Are you interested?  Are you nyuk nyuk nyuk excited?  Are you feeling like you got poked in the eyes?  Or are you just feeling meh?