I’m not sure if I even want to venture into this territory.
But apparently there’s a new product for young Chinese girls who want to ward off male unwanted advances. The website chinaSMACK has more information on these, but…
Here, take a look.
No, that’s not a Craigslist advert for a female Sasquat’ch looking for a good time. That’s actually a pair of stockings with massive amounts of fake hair grafted onto them. The idea for these hairy stockings? Guys see girls who wear them… guys are immediately turned off and will leave the girls alone. Heck, microblogger @Happy张江 on a Chinese microblogging website referred to them as: “超性感，夏日防狼全毛腿丝袜，女童鞋出门必备[xkl喜]THK博友投稿”
In English, that works out to… “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out.”
No word on whether these stockings are sold in little plastic hairy eggs.
Chuck The Writer 
Interestingly, the last name of Ragnar Lodbrok, the semi-historical, semi-mythical Viking king. means hairy breeches.
Now you know…and knowing is half the battle!
LikeLike
Unfortunately, there wouldn’t be demand for the product if the guys weren’t being schmucks (or wose).
LikeLike
Ah… thought I’d accidentally landed at On the Edge for a second there.
LikeLike