Just in time for Christmas… it’s the Amish Mafia!!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy they’re back… this Tuesday night at 10 eastern.

You can keep your Duck Dynasties and Honey Boo Boos…

But Christmas just can’t be Christmas without Lebanon Levi King Stoltzfus bringing Esther Freeman Schmucker a goat…

without Jolin Zimmerman, the moody Mennonite, showing that all he wants for Christmas is some ammo…

without Alvin Lentz, who wants his Mercedes back, burning something to the ground…

without the Schmucker brothers, “Creepy Freeman” and “Dumbasafencepost John”, returning for some holiday cheer…

And most of all, we gotta have crazy Merlin Miller (thankfully no relation) going absolutely batwing crazy any time he sees Santa Claus.

Don’t believe me? Check out this advance clip from “A Very Amish Christmas,” the Amish Mafia Christmas Special.

And on Wednesday morning, catch my snarky review of the episode.

It’ll blow your head off.

Especially if you’re an animatronic Santa Claus in somebody’s front lawn.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

And will the show finally answer that burning question…

Where is Caleb?