Topless woman chases gutless man through Kohl’s Department Store

I always wanted to write a headline like this.

Okay…

Let me introduce you to Jeremy Bradley.  Bradley was at a Kohl’s Department Store in Kansas City, where he decided to do some “shopping” of his own.  And by “shopping,” I mean that this gutless wonder sneaked into one of the changing rooms at Kohl’s, and slid his cell phone under the changing room partition in the hopes of capturing some images of … well, you know.

And sure enough, in one of the changing rooms was Jeanne Ouellette, who was trying to find a brassiere that would be comfortable for her.  Try this one on… not comfortable.  Try this one on… doesn’t feel right.  And then she looked down at the floor – and saw a cell phone on the floor, with its camera aimed straight up at her.

At that moment, Ouellette screamed – and Bradley tried to run away.  But while he ran, Ouellette chased Bradley through the store.  She didn’t even take a few seconds to put a brassiere back on; instead, she cupped her hands over her bosom and continued chasing Bradley like a greyhound chases a rabbit.

Bradley made it to the front door of the store and sprinted into the parking lot.  Oullette stopped at the front door, fearful that Bradley might get away – and upset that she had just sprinted through a department store without wearing a top. 

But luck was with Oullette that day, as several other patrons – all of which were fully clothed – continued to chase Bradley through the parking lot. Other patrons called the police, and Bradley was arrested a few blocks away.

Here’s the story from television station KCTV:

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Another story, this time from television station KSHB:

http://www.kshb.com/video_player/swf/EndPlayVideoPlayer_v1_3_FP10_2.swf?v=040313_0

Of course this is a situation where you should always be aware of your surroundings, especially if you’re in a store where there are changing rooms or fitting rooms. If you suspect anything out of the ordinary, leave the changing room – fully clothed, of course – and contact store personnel.

And no matter what excuse Bradley has for this – by the way, the peeping tom is charged with misdemeanor invasion of privacy, which could earn this clown a year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

All because he thought he could get away with the ultimate sales plan – women’s clothing half off.