“My Jeep for your wife… deal?”

You can sell nearly anything on Craigslist.  You can buy nearly anything on Craigslist.

And for one enterprising Craigslist user … I guess he thought it would be okay to sell one thing to get another.

This Craigslist ad from Huntsville, Texas was posted by a gentleman who offered to trade his 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee in exchange for a week with another man’s wife.

You are not misreading this.  The guy wants to give up his sports utility vehicle so that he can test drive – shall we say – another sporting utility vehicle.

Here’s the Craigslist ad, unedited:

I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don’t need it but its paid for so O don’t have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady( preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week.

Hokey smokes.

Okay, a few things.  I’m not even going to mention how this guy’s spellchecker must have exploded.  That, or how our budding salesman wants someone who’s “18 to 50 and fit.”

I just hope that isn’t his only car.  It sure would be a shame if this joker was reduced to couriering his new girlfriend around on the city bus.