Results of the “Catch the Mania” Trivia Tournament Finals

Here we are at the Bayou Cafe in Glenville.  My Ruck-specific “We Are Your Nemesis … Fear Us!” trivia squad.  Myself and 25 other trivia teams.

We’re ready to play, and “Catch the Mania” trivia host Scott Mumford has our questions.  Everything started out with some great promise.

And in the end…

Well, before I get to the “end,” I need to address something very important.

I’ve played competitive team trivia for nearly eight years.  I’ve played as a solo team, I’ve guested on other teams, and I’ve built my own trivia squads.  My Street Academy trivia team has won several championships, and we’ve crashed and burned in several championships.  I’ve had dependable teammates, I’ve had teammates who just showed up for the food, and I’ve had teammates who promised to be at trivia events and then just simply didn’t show up.

Now my usual Street Academy trivia compadres, Jeremy and Katie, couldn’t be at this event due to a scheduling conflict.  No problem.  I asked my friend Ed from the trivia team A Few Cards Short of a Deck to join in; Matt asked his Woo Hoo a Go Go teammate George to help out.  Now we’re up to the maximum of seven players – myself, Donna, Dylan, Matt, Ed, George and Dan –

Oh yeah, I forgot about what happened to Dan.

See, my trivia team is allowed to have a maximum of seven players, and I’ve gathered teammates and friends from various trivia squads, as well as my stalwarts from the Street Academy squad.  One of those teammates was Dan Smith, who not only plays on the Tres Hombres trivia team; he also comments regularly in this blog as D357.

Yes.  THAT D357.  The same one whose blog comments are equal mixtures of snark and satire.  Dan can be a wiseass on this blog, but you know what – I’m okay with his comments.  If I wasn’t okay with them, I would let him know to clean them up or reign them in.  It’s okay.

Well, apparently his comments in the past about the Catch the Mania trivia didn’t sit well with the trivia company’s hosts.  When I listed Dan as one of my teammates in the tournament, I figured that hey he’s shown up a few times, he’s got trivia knowledge, and he’s just as dedicated to the game of competitive team trivia as I am.

A few days before the trivia finals, I received a note from Scott Mumford, the head of Catch the Mania trivia.  Because of comments Dan made in my blog about the Catch the Mania game, Scott told me that Dan was disqualified from playing on my team during the finals.  And if he showed up… my whole team would be disqualified from the finals.

I wrote back that I wanted to at least talk to Dan about this.  The response I received – the decision was final, if Dan shows up, the Nemesis team would be DQ’d from the finals.

Wow.  So now I have to go back to Dan and say to him, “Hey, I want you on the team, but the host doesn’t.”  To his credit, Dan understood, but it wasn’t a good conversation.

So we’re going to play as a team of six.  Even though we could have replaced Dan with someone else… I decided against it.  Trust me.  NOBODY tells me who I can or can’t have as a trivia teammate.  That’s like saying that any time Derek Jeter goes up to bat for the Yankees, he has to use a table leg for a baseball bat and if he gets a hit, he has to hop on one leg to first base.  And if he doesn’t, then the Yankees forfeit the game.

So we go into this tournament with a six-man squad.  Such is life.

And our six-man squad kicked goals all night.  The cube root of 343?  George knew it was 7.   Could we identify a mugshot of a famous person?  Matt recognized the mugshot as that of a young Axl Rose.  Ed recognized and correctly identified a Robert Frost poem.  Donna knew a quote from a motion picture as that from The Goonies.  What was that classical music piece they played over the loudspeakers?  Oh yeah I knew it, Vivaldi’s The Four Seasons.

We even took a prize in the first round, based on a tiebreaker question.  At the end of each round, teams were asked an additional tiebreaker question, and the team closest to the correct answer – i.e., how many words are in the book Moby Dick, or how many episodes are in the Star Trek franchise (including Deep Space 9, Voyager, the Next Generation, Enterprise and the cartoons), etc.  We won that first tiebreaker and earned a $100 gift card to the Circus Cafe in Saratoga Springs.  Nice.

Then came the round that had many people upset.  It was a round in which, for the first time in the entire tournament, teams would be penalized if they wrote down a wrong answer.  And, if they challenged a question and were unsuccessful, they would be docked another point – sort of like an unsuccessful challenge in the NFL.

In that round was a four-point question, and each answer had to be correct – if you are on a boat, what are the proper nautical terms for left, right, front and back?  Well, if you wrote port, starboard, bow and stern, you were correct and earned four points.  If you wrote port, starboard, fore and aft, you were told you had two wrong answers and two right answers, which finished that question with a net total of zero points.  And a lot of people were upset at that prospect.  “Do you want to challenge the question and possibly lose points?” the host asked over the loudspeakers.  Some people did challenge the question.  It was not a good scene.  Those people ended up losing more points because of the bad challenge.

The game continued.  We finished the final round with a perfect 20-for-20, in that we had to identify two mash-up movie titles based on a description of the two merged films – for example, Luke Skywalker meets Marty McFly would be “The Empire Strikes Back to the Future.”

I calculated our cumulative points.  We had 80 on the night.  A very good score.  We might not win the grand prize – Unwed Fathers were ahead of us by a point or two throughout the game – but we could still win some more prizes if we finished in the Top 3.

And after some other awards were handed out – one team took a “most improved” title, another team snagged a “best multi-tasking” award (they played their trivia games at a bowling center, and actually played trivia and picked up baby splits simultaneously), yada yada yada…

The final scores were finally read.

“We Are Your Nemesis, Fear Us with 80 points… and Amino Assets with 80 points… a tie for third place.”

Yes.  We earned third place.  Okay, let’s do like we’ve done every time there’s a tie during the regular season.  One representative from my team and one representative from their team come up to the scorer’s table, we have one question between us or we have a staring contest or we do push-ups or something –

“And the tiebreaker for the overall night goes to – Amino Assets!”

Wait…

What?

Which?

Huh?

How?

When?

Who?

Which?

What?

Meanwhile, the host read off the name of the final champion for 2014 – Unwed Fathers, congratulations to them – while I was still dumbstruck.  Which tiebreaker?

I went over to the host and asked.

“We used the tiebreaker for the final round to determine third place,” he said.  “It’s in the rules.”

“Wait,” I replied.  “That should have been the tiebreaker for the seventh round to determine a prize for that round.”

“It was,” he said.  “And it was also used to break the third place overall tie.  It’s in the rules.”

No, wait,” I implored.  But I knew there was no challenging this.

First off, we never should have gotten in this position.  There were some times when we crossed out the right answer and wrote the wrong one, that cost us a point here and there.  And we did play like a solid, cohesive unit.  We had fun.  In the end, that’s all that matters.

But that tiebreaker thing – plus being told I couldn’t have a teammate because he spoke his mind about the “Catch the Mania” trivia game and the host arbitrarily banned him from my team – that stuck in my craw all the way home.

And I checked the rule sheet.  Here’s what it said regarding tiebreakers.

“Tie-breaker answers will be utilized to settle any ties for individual rounds as well as final ranking.”

Okay.  But it doesn’t say what type of tiebreakers, or whether the tiebreakers from the seventh round would have been also used as a the tiebreakers for the overall score.  Heck, we won the first tiebreaker in the first round, we could argue that THAT tiebreaker should have been used.

Chuck, take a deep breath.  It’s only a game of team trivia.  It’s not like you’re playing for life or death.

I’m not going to make this sound like a bowl of sour grapes.  Unwed Fathers won the “Catch the Mania” trivia championship, congratulations to them.  And congratulations to Amino Assets, who came in third place.  We did our best, and we finished in third place too.

That being said…

If anybody wants to voice their opinion on the trivia tournament, they’re more than welcome to use the comments section of today’s blog and make their voices heard.

As far as I’m concerned… this was a great tournament that was marred by some bush league actions.

And I’m going back to Trivia Nights Live trivia games… and getting away from the bush leagues.