That was a dirty trick, FedEx

Yesterday, I had to send several of my 16×20 foam-boarded pictures to a charity event in Massachusetts.  Yes, the sale of my artworks will help a humane society in Boston.  But that’s not why I’m writing this post.

Artworks of this size are kinda bulky and difficult to pack; I don’t want my prized artworks arriving broken and scuffed.  And my plan was to box up all four of these artworks, then take the package to the U.S. Postal Service and ship the items “Priority Mail” to their destination.  But since the post office doesn’t have boxes that are big enough to handle 16×20 foam-boarded artworks, I decided to use one of the “we-pack-for-you” companies instead.

There’s a UPS store in Troy; there’s a FedEx Office outlet in Colonie.  I’ve used FedEx Office before when I’ve shipped my artworks; they have a “poster-size” packing box that fits my artworks nicely.  The person taped up my package, I then took it to the post office in Colonie Center and shipped it off.

It worked last time, I figured it would work again.

Friday morning.  I bring the four artworks (in case you’re wondering, they were Waterwish 2, Cross Your Eyes and Make A Wish, The Jumbuck and The Agfa Bridge over Ansco Lake) to FedEx Office.  I explained what I wanted to achieve – I give the artworks to FedEx, they box it up in their generic packaging, I can then take it to the post office.  No problem, said the FedEx worker.

Ten minutes later, the artworks – which the FedEx worker carefully wrapped in bubble plastic and encapsulated in the cardboard shipping box – were ready.

And that’s when I noticed it.

In taping the box shut, the FedEx worker used adhesive tape that clearly stated “FedEx” all over it.  Similar to the “Priority Mail” tape the Postal Service used to offer for free if you wanted to tape up your Priority Mail packages.

“Why is this wrapped in FedEx tape?” I asked.

“That’s what we use to seal our boxes,” the worker said.

“But now I can’t take this to the post office to mail it.”

“Yes you can,” the worker coyly replied.  “It’s okay, they won’t care.”

“No I can’t,” I interjected.  “FedEx and the US Postal Service are two different entities.  You guys used clear tape the last time you packaged something for me.”

“No we didn’t,” added another co-worker.  “We always use FedEx tape to wrap our packages.”

Crap.  This wasn’t my plan.  It’s a surreptitious maneuver; once you wrap the package in FedEx tape, it’s like getting a Big Mac at McDonald’s and then driving over to Burger King to eat it.

But now I had no choice.

“I guess I have to ship this with FedEx now.”

“Overnight or ground?” the worker eagerly replied, instinctively punching buttons on a computer-powered shipping monitor.

So I shipped the package FedEx Ground – with shipping confirmation – and hopefully the artworks will arrive at their destination on time.  And I ended up paying $30 for the packaging and shipping – probably a few dollars more than I planned, but such is life.  In the grand plan of the world, this shouldn’t matter to me.

But it kinda does.  I know this comes off as one of those “first world problems,” but still…

My original plans – have FedEx Office package the product, and then I take it to another shipper – was compromised the moment the FedEx worker used FedEx branded tape to wrap the box.  Now maybe there was some miscommunication between us…

But at least I know that the next time I need to package one of my artworks for shipping…

I’ll either use the UPS Store…

Or I’ll order my own packing and shipping materials, the way I used to do when I was an eBay seller, and do the dang thing myself.