Marjorie Taylor Greene is like a shankbone at Passover.

Let me check my MAGA Caucus Bingo card. Matt Gaetz … still trolling for underage girls with his Venmo account. Kevin McCarthy – proof that you can anagram the letters S P E N I and it would confirm that he neither has a “spine” nor a … yeah. Lauren Boebert – nope, I don’t even want to say her name three times.

So that just leaves … yep. The sentient garden gnome, the woman who’s dumber than a bag of wet mice.

Good old Marjorie Taylor Greene.

This was the woman who claimed that California wildfires were caused by Jewish space lasers. Yeah. Her.

So a friend of mine brought this to my attention. See if you can figure out what’s wrong with this post of hers.

Okay. I’ll let her slide on the Hebrew words … technically גְּמַר חֲתִימָה טוֹבָה is “G’mar” not Gamar, but since there’s 23 different ways to spell Hanukkah, I’ll grant her a mulligan on this.

But what do you see in this image? There’s a shofar – the animal horn that, when hollowed out, can be used as a musical horn.

And then there’s … the menorah.

You know … the traditional item for Yom Kippur.

Oy gevalt. Oy vey ismir. More oy’s than in an Australian rugby chant.

Menorahs are for Hanukkah. In December. The menorah represents the victory over invaders and the protection and re dedication of the Second Temple of Israel. But there was only one container of ritual oil left in the temple – all the other liquids were destroyed or damaged by the invaders. It would take eight days to perfect more oil, all that was on hand would last a single day at best. But the remaining oil survived, keeping the flames alive for eight nights until new sacred oil was ready. Thus, the great miracle.

Meanwhile, MAGA Eyeliner JO Terror – sorry, got Marjorie Taylor Greene’s name scrambled up – simply conflated the symbol for Hanukkah with that of Yom Kippur. It would be the equivalent of offering Good Friday wishes with an image of the Nativity.

I swear, this dingbat would probably mix up Diwali and Ramadan, because she most likely thinks that Hindus and Muslims are the same people.

Oh well. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “consecutive days without doing something stupid, offensive or bonkbrained” is now reset at 0.

She still has a chance to surpass her all-time record of … 3.

And I’m being REALLY generous with 3.