Right about now, dem’ Duke boys done got themselves in a mess that even Uncle Jesse can’t get them out of.

I will admit to watching The Dukes of Hazzard on Friday nights a long, long time ago.โ€‚Maybe it was the formulaic routine of the show – Duke boys get mixed up in something, Duke boys try to outfox Sheriff Roscoe and Boss Hogg, Duke boys jump their orange ’69 Dodge Charger over some riverbed, and Waylon Jennings narrates.โ€‚Oh, and there were two other good reasons to watch The Dukes of Hazzard – and they were both of Catherine Bach’s legs.โ€‚Trust me on this.

It’s a freakin’ live-action Warner Bros. cartoon, people.โ€‚And the reason there are so few ’69 Dodge Chargers in the world is because this show wrecked about 5,000 of them in crashes and stunts.โ€‚

But I’m not here to reflect on the history of this show.โ€‚Just on the current actions of one of its stars.โ€‚That would be John Schneider, Bo Duke on the series.โ€‚After his time on the show, he recorded an album, had a couple of Top 40 hits, spent a few years on the show Smallville, and most recently appeared as the “Donut” on The Masked Singer.โ€‚

Then, last Thursday, Mr. Schneider decided to respond to something he saw on a social media site.โ€‚And his response … was … yeah, I got nothing.โ€‚You see it for yourself.

Let me put it this way.โ€‚If I ever sent a message like that to cause harm to a President or to his family … the Secret Service would be pounding on my door in less than five minutes.โ€‚John Schneider eventually took down the social media post … but as you know on the internet, once something hits the internet, it doesn’t come down from the internet.

According to Deadline, the Secret Service have opened up an inquiry regarding Schneider’s social media statement.โ€‚Schneider would later claim that he never suggested harm should come to the President, but still … you make posts like this, you should be prepared for the consequences.โ€‚

Just an absolute brain-dead statement from a C-list celebrity.โ€‚

Trust me.โ€‚It almost makes me want to root for Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane by comparison.โ€‚

Idiot.