As a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, I’ve followed the Black and Gold through many seasons of ups and downs. And there are teams the Steelers play for whom I have great disdain. New England, for one. Denver brings up a bad memory of the only decent touchdown pass Tim Tebow ever threw in his life. Jacksonville broke my heart many times. Dallas – Super Bowl XXX and Larry Brown. Nuff ced.
The Steelers’ biggest and toughest rivals, however, are in their own division – the AFC North. Pittsburgh-Cleveland was at one time the NFL’s toughest rivalry, although nowadays it’s just two wins on the season for the Steelers. Pittsburgh-Cincinnati can be a bit of a blood feud, especially during the days when Cincinnati’s Vontaze Burfict clobbered our players with reckless abandon (I still think that one helmet-to-helmet shot he gave Antonio Brown derailed Brown into CTE-laced lunacy).
But Pittsburgh’s true rival – the games for which all Steelers fans wake up ready for action – are against the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah, those Ravens. With Lamar Jackson and Zay Flowers and all the rest of those purple goons.
But here’s the thing. We can talk trash about the other team, we can joke around about their failures and crow for our successes, but in the end, we all go home. That’s how it works. Get your vocal rivalries nice and loud, but respect the game and respect your opponents.
What you’re about to see, however, is a Baltimore fan who – for lack of a better choice of words – showed his true asshole tendencies.
So this was filmed AFTER Baltimore defeated the Washington Commanders last Sunday. The game was a good back-and-forth affair, but in the end, the Ravens scored the victory. Apparently after the game, however, this chud decided it would be a great idea to search for any fan in a Commanders jersey … and beat them unconscious, while his buddy filmed the whole event.
Ugh. We got someone shouting, “Do we got a straggler, do we got a straggler,” and beef-brain in the Lamar Jackson jersey decided to cold-cock a couple of Commanders fans. He takes down #21 with one shot, then drags #17 around and slugs him a few times. Then he flexes his muscle and shouts, “I don’t care! I don’t fucking lose!!”
What the fuck. This jackass just clobbered two unsuspecting Commanders fans for no good reason, while his buddy films the entire event like he’s auditioning for World Star Hip Hop.
And yeah – really brilliant to film an unprovoked attack and put it up online for all of us to watch. Including Sluggo’s employers.

No longer employed – well, that’s a start. I’m thinking the next thing should be a trip in the back of a police car. And a lawsuit filed by those two Commanders fans for assault with intent to commit bodily harm.
I should note that this piece of shit’s name is now all over the internet for what happened over the weekend. I don’t need to repeat his name here. He doesn’t deserve that honor.
What we have here is a fan who just – what am I saying, there’s no excuse for what he did. No excuse at all. He deserves the consequences of his actions. Fuck him.
And I hope that the Ravens ban him from all home games going forward. He doesn’t even deserve to watch the games in person. As I said before … fuck him.
I got nothing else on this. That meathead had a whole slew of options at his disposal. He chose the one that injured two unsuspecting people. He deserves the consequences of his actions.
And then some. Ugh.
This is what happens when a soused fan gets too hyper after a win.
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Yeah, there’s (at least) one in every stadium crowd. But the video was a blessing in disguise for MDP.
Now watch Lamar & Co. scoop up this slug to be their new mascot. Perhaps in a lovely poop emoji costume.
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