Caption Time: The guest at my Primary Care visit

Yesterday I went to my primary care doctor for my annual physical. Apparently I’m healthy. Allegedly. I have a couple of upcoming appointments for routine maintenance, as do most people when they are a few years away from potential retirement.

But as I waited for my doctor to see me … I noticed something on a windowsill.

And I had a second.

And I had my phone with me.

So tell me, dear readers, how would you caption seeing this in your doctor’s office if you were a person with a case of White Coat Syndrome?