Caption Time: Should I drink this?

I’ve blogged in the past about how Speedway gas stations in this area are run by clowns. But in all the times I’ve blogged about the crushing idiocy I’ve experienced any time I try to get some gasoline or a breakfast pizza at my local Speedway … well, this one photo should sum up my frustrations in an instant.

Stopped by the Speedway, went inside to purchase a couple of cold diet sodas … and saw this display outside.

Yep. Had to take a picture.

Who wants to give me a good caption for this photo? Remember, keep it clean, but keep it inventive.