Caption Time: Where do baby mail trucks come from, mommy?

Late night at the laundromat. Washing the clothes. Drying the clothes. Folding the clothes. Putting the clothes in the car. And in the parking lot … Oh, I can’t miss a shot like this. Give me a really good caption for this picture. Be creative and keep it clean.

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Caption Time: The Ugliest Car in the World

If you see that headline, you’ve already imagined which car would fit that description. And you’d be correct. But let’s take this even further. Because someone took the ugliest car in the world, gave it a vinyl wrap, and … well … I saw this yesterday on my way home. Give me a good caption…

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Caption Time: Funky math at Home Depot

You never know where a “Caption Time” post might appear. Well, in this case, it appeared when my girlfriend and I went to Home Depot last weekend to pick up some essentials. And there it was. This display of carpenter pencils. And the prices. How could you pass this up? Okay, blog readers, give me…

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Caption Time: Should I drink this?

I’ve blogged in the past about how Speedway gas stations in this area are run by clowns. But in all the times I’ve blogged about the crushing idiocy I’ve experienced any time I try to get some gasoline or a breakfast pizza at my local Speedway … well, this one photo should sum up my…

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Caption Time: So THAT’S how they change the signs.

Another candid photo from the Saratoga Race Course, and it actually gives me some insight as to how they operate the starting gate. Apparently each gate entrance has the number of the horse that will race out of it. But when horses are scratched, or you have one of those “combined” horses in the race…

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Caption Time: The guest at my Primary Care visit

Yesterday I went to my primary care doctor for my annual physical. Apparently I’m healthy. Allegedly. I have a couple of upcoming appointments for routine maintenance, as do most people when they are a few years away from potential retirement. But as I waited for my doctor to see me … I noticed something on…

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Caption time: Three American Goldfinches

I was at my girlfriend’s house over the weekend. She has a couple of bird feeders in the backyard, and I’ve found that her songbirds absolutely love this super-hot birdseed that’s mixed with hot chili sauce. The birds have no salivary glands, so they just eat the seed like it’s a normal day. But the…

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