A Fauci Ouchie beats a Kennedy Extremity

I remember the COVID-19 pandemic. I remember our whole world shutting down. And in all that time, we were hoping there was an answer for this insidious virus that could either kill you quickly – or leave you battling lingering after-effects. I remember it well. Which is why, when the first vaccines rolled out, I…

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I got shot three times yesterday.

Once in the left arm, and twice in the right arm. Yep, I got my COVID-19 booster and the flu vaccine. Simple procedure. I went to my local Walgreens drug store and simply asked if there were any available walk-up appointments. The pharmacist said she could take me, she just needed to finish some things…

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For the first time in six months … the shoes match.

Last Friday, I visited my podiatrist for a regular checkup. He was involved in the team that saved my life – between podiatry, vascular and all the other medical professionals last February, they fought back a diabetic abscess and bloodflow issue in my left foot that nearly cost me my life. But on the road…

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“Remember when we said you were paid in full the first time? And the second time? Well, we want more money NOW!!”

There’s an old joke about a person who laments that his father’s funeral costs $75,000 so far. When asked why he said “so far,” he replied that his father was buried in a rented tuxedo. That’s funny … but what I have to say next is NOT funny. Recap. A few weeks ago, the company…

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“Thank you for paying your bill in full three months ago. Now pay us $240 more RIGHT NOW.”

There are corporate monoliths that piss me off. Allstate. Spectrum. Verizon. You know, the usual cesspool of vermin. We can now add KCI to this mix. KCI is the manufacturer of a portable negative pressure wound vac machine I used during my recent foot surgery. See, when I was in the hospital last February, I…

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The Adventures of Prisma and Hydrofera Blue

That sounds like a way-cool superhero concept, doesn’t it? I can see it now. The evil villains have Silver Star City in its grip. And just when all hope seems lost … Out of the sky … like bolts of lightning … there they are. Silver Star City’s two guardians of justice, the superheroes Prisma…

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“Just throw those perfectly good medical supplies away.”

I finished my wound vac therapy on Friday. Thank heavens. If you’ve never worked with a wound vac before, it’s a device that applies suction over your open wound and helps the tissue and muscles heal from the inside out. Once healing commences, then the patient can move to a different treatment. During the wound…

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