My bilingual dental hygienist, Mrs. Colgate

“Turn towards me,” Mrs. Colgate said to me, as she pulled the sterilized dental tools out of their wrappers. Yep, it’s time for a dental cleaning, and what better time for a dental cleaning than first thing Monday morning.  Yep, it’s an 8:00 a.m. appointment at my dental provider, Mohler and Choo, D.D.S. “You’re doing…

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“Get out of bed right now, you lazy pile of cow manure!!”

Zzz… Alarm clock’s buzzing… gotta hit the snooze button… CLICK Okay, that feels better… nine more minutes of slumber… “GET YOUR FAT SELF OUT OF BED, MILLER, RIGHT NOW!!!” Must be dreaming… should not have had that second helping of wings at Brown’s… “I SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY PILE OF COW MANURE!!!”…

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Running for twenty consecutive years

Michele Poole still has all her original running bibs.  All nineteen of them.  Even the one that still has ink smears from the time she finished the race in the pouring rain. And last Thursday night, she showed me every one of the little paper-and-safety-pin badges, as she prepared for her 20th consecutive Freihofer’s Run…

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A tube down my throat and another tube up my…

This morning, I am at the hospital for an endoscopy and colonoscopy.  I don’t want to do this.  There’s no way I want to do this.   But it has to be done. After meeting with my general practitioner, Dr. Svemanova, she recommended I get in touch with her colleague Dr. Dreyneaux to schedule an endoscopy…

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Visiting my new ophthalmologist, Dr. Gesshoo

My life is undergoing more rewrites than Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.  And one of those rewrites involves my eyesight. My mixture of nearsightedness and astigmatism has been a major curse for me.  Yes, I endured the endless taunts of “four eyes” and “windshield face” in school.  Yes, my glasses got busted up in schoolyard…

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27 pounds versus $300 – Part 2

Recap.  Following my initial visit with Dr. Svemanova to determine my rapid weight loss, I paid my co-pay to the doctor – thanks to my new health insurance plan – and thought everything was taken care of. On February 14, I received a bill from the hospital with which Dr. Svemanova is affiliated, informing me…

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27 pounds versus $300

Last Monday evening, my Street Academy trivia team completely dominated the scoring at Brown’s Brewing, as Jeremy, Alexis and I walked out of the place with the halftime growler of Brown’s brew (IPA for J-Mac and AC, my customary diet cola for me), and the $30  gift card for nailing the final answer (which South…

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