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Let’s get started with this week’s review of Amish Mafia, shall we?  As always, the Amish Church says nix to the Amish Mafia.  They also said nix nix, they wanna stick around, wanna get their kicks, let’s rock… everybody let’s rock… everybody down at the quilt blatz, they’re dancing to the Amish Mafia rock… We…

Well, it’s either review an episode of Amish Mafia or watch the PIG game with the NCAA.  PIG as in “play-in game.”  No question.  It’s Amish Mafia review time.  Besides, I’m pretty sure we’ll see some PIG games going on tonight. As always, the Amish Church denies the existence of the Amish Mafia.  It also…

So this series has been expanding to show off different Amish communities in different states, all of whom Lebanon Levi wants to take over.  I guess Lancaster County just isn’t big enough for our favorite Amish Aid don. As always, the Amish Church denies the existence of the Amish Mafia.  But to protect the innocent…

I have to hand it to the Amish Mafia producers.  Just when I think they can’t sink further into the pit of tastelessness, they get a shovel and start digging to China.  We currently have a plotline where Li’l Wayne is involved with Karrie, an English woman (a woman who has more curves than a…

It’s time once again for a new season of Amish Mafia, another series of episodes with our favorite batch of “plain folk” from Lancaster County, Pa. and Holmes County, Ohio.  They’re back, they’re bad and stuff is gonna burn tonight.  Two to one odds says Alvin’s going to be doing the burning. Time to put…

Time to start rocking around the Christmas tree down in Lancaster County, Pa. And just so we’re all clear… this is NOT what I’m talking about when I suggest having a Very Amish Christmas. ‘K? No, kids. We’re talking about everybody’s favorite plain folk… the wacky tale of folks in Lancaster County, Pa. (and Holmes…

Oh boy oh boy oh boy they’re back… this Tuesday night at 10 eastern. You can keep your Duck Dynasties and Honey Boo Boos… But Christmas just can’t be Christmas without Lebanon Levi King Stoltzfus bringing Esther Freeman Schmucker a goat… without Jolin Zimmerman, the moody Mennonite, showing that all he wants for Christmas is…

It’s no secret that I love doing snark-based reviews of the Discovery Channel’s television show Amish Mafia.  I think the show is trashy, I think the acting is ham-fisted and wooden, and the show itself is about as real as store-bought shoo-fly pie. And right now I hope all of you understand, I’m going to…

So apparently this wrap-up episode of the second season of “Amish Mafia” promises to answer all your questions.  The cast members / reality stars of South Central Pennsylvania will sit down in front of the cameras and explain why they did certain things, why they didn’t do other things, and why they’re in a world…