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And just as quickly as it arrived… Amish Mafia is packing up the buggies and clip-clopping away. Crumbs. And it was just tarting to get trashy-trashy good.  Merlin gathering the filthy armies of the filthy Kentucky Amish, under the guidance of the schwarz Amish Alan Beiler, as they plan to take down Lebanon Levi.  Well,…

I swear, every time I watch an episode of Amish Mafia, they’re introducing new characters to the series.  When the show premiered last year, there were the four members of the Lancaster County Amish Mafia (Lebanon Levi King Stoltzfus, Alvin Lentz, Jolin Zimmerman and John Freeman Schmucker), as well as John’s sister Esther Freeman Schmucker. …

So what’s been going on with our plain and simple folk of late?  Well, Esther’s been having some major problems with her boyfriend, to the point where her brother John had to beat the snot out of the guy.  Actually, it was one of the best episodes of the series. Wait… what do you mean…

First off, before I commence this week’s review of cable television’s trashiest reality show, let’s talk about the Amish’s use of technology, or non-use of it.  And for this, I bring in today’s extra-special cast member of “Amish Mafia,” Merlin Miller, the head honcho in Holmes County, Ohio, for his take on the use of…

I’m not interested in having this blog turn into a “dating / relationships” type of blog. However, I would certainly be willing to share dating tips if it would help my fellow blog readers out.  Trust me, if you’re looking for that certain special someone, it can be intimidating. So before this week’s “Amish Mafia”…

That’s right, they’re back.  Season two officially begins. Yes, folks, it’s now time once again for the wacky adventures of Lebanon Levi and his cadre of footsoldiers: moody Mennonite sharpshooter Jolin Zimmerman, soft-spoken muscleman Alvin Lentz and dumber-than-a-bag-of-wet-mice footsoldier John Freeman Schmucker.  And if we also add that crazy cast of plainfolk, including distaff schemer…

Amish Exorcism.  Yeah.  I swear by all that’s holy, if I hear one note from Mike Oldfield’s “Tubular Bells” during this episode, I’m going to throw a pitchfork through my flatscreen. But it’s time once again for everybody’s favorite trashy faux-reality “docu-fiction” show, the show that mixes the Sopranos with the bucolic, pastoral world of…