How OnStar completely failed me.

The blue button stared at me like a beckoning beauty, begging me to press it. I’ve only had the Blackbird for about two weeks – yep, my 2006 Chevrolet Cobalt SS is now nicknamed the “Blackbird” – and although I knew the car had some subscription options available to it – Sirius/XM satellite radio, for…

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Week 12 of the $2,000 2012-13 Elbo Room Trivia Tournament

Wow, eleven teams tonight for a game of trivia.  Nice.  About freakin’ time. And the four big teams – Street Academy, Woo Hoo a Go Go, Team Fist and Sighed, Bush! were in the house.  As were several other squads – the Haterzz, and some other teams whose names completely escape my memory. Still, it…

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Christmas in Iverhill: Santa Claus is Cool

NOTE: To read Chuck Miller’s book “The Robins of Iverhill: A Minor League Fairy Tale,” as well as the short stories in the “Christmas in Iverhill” series, visit this link. Saturday, December 15, 1973. “I can’t find them, Ann, I can’t find them!” “They have to be where you last left them last,” Ann called…

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K-Chuck Radio: All Styx, all the time!

Remind me again why Styx isn’t in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Remind me. Because there really is no convincing argument. This band should have been inducted about six years ago, and the fact that they’re still on the outside looking in is rather shameful. Admit it. You once owned a copy of…

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What’s in a name? Tell me…

Believe me, I wish I knew.  Pardon my liberal snatching of Shakespeare’s soliloquy, but right now I wish I could come up with a personalized name for my new 2006 Chevrolet Cobalt SS car. I’ve rattled off dozens of names, most of which were followed up with the word “Nah…”  Or the words “That won’t…

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Elf on the “Royale With Cheese Movie Club”

Okay, okay, stop smelling like beef and cheese, I just discovered that my local cable company is showing it as an On Demand selection.  Okay, okay, for $2.99 I’ll watch Elf.  Happy? Here’s the thing.  I’m not that much of a Will Ferrell movie fan.  And Christmas movies tend to bore me – they’re often…

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K-Chuck Radio: The Most Emotional Christmas Songs Ever!

The other day, my daughter Cassaundra posted on her Facebook page the list of her five favorite Christmas songs.  For the record, she prefers Allan Sherman’s version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” Dr. Demento’s rendition of the “Twelve Pains of Christmas,” the Elmo ‘n Patsy version of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer,”…

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Equinox Thanksgiving Delivery Day 2012

Why do I get up at 4:30 in the morning to deliver turkey dinners on Thanksgiving Day? There are reasons.  Sometimes I don’t even know the reasons myself, because I’m so busy trying to get ready for this day. So I’m awake.  Not by much.  But I still have to make sure I have everything…

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