I don’t care if Chuck Norris can divide by zero. I don’t care if his tears can cure cancer, if he ever cried. All I care about is that Chuck Norris has completely lost his mind. And it all has to do with the Boy Scouts of America. According to an article Norris wrote for…
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Can Rocky Hardcore cheat death three times at Lebanon Valley Speedway’s “Eve of Destruction” 2012?
Here’s the deal. Last year, I snagged some awesome action shots at Lebanon Valley Speedway’s “Eve of Destruction” race event. And the highlight of the night was when daredevil stunt driver Rocky Hardcore jumped a fire truck over a school bus. Wow. Last year, Rocky was part of a collective of daredevils and stunt drivers,…
Read MoreThe New York Cosmos were the greatest soccer team of all time
You people have no idea. You watch MLS today and you see David Beckham and the LA Galaxy playing against the New York Red Bulls. You watch the Euro 2012 tournament, you watch the World Cup, you watch the FA Cup, and you think these games are the highest pinnacle of professional soccer. And, sadly,…
Read More“Jason and the Argonauts” on the Royale With Cheese Movie Club
Are you serious, Chuck? You’ve NEVER seen “Jason and the Argonauts,” not once, not ever? Do you know about the skeleton fight? Do you know about the battle with the bronze giant Talos? Do you know – If I “knew” all these things, I wouldn’t need to see the film, now would I? Jason and…
Read MoreOh come ON! Not Ritz Camera, too?
Yesterday I had to make a stop at Crossgates Mall; Ritz Camera gave me a call, two pictures that I designated for entry into competition season – that I had asked Ritz Camera to print in “deep matte” format – were ready for pickup. Okay, here I am at the mall, I’ll pick up the…
Read MoreTwo less Uneeda Biscuit signs in the Capital District
A few months ago, Kevin Baker, he of the “Trivia Nights Live” team, sent me an e-mail. Apparently some construction work on Albany’s Lancaster Street revealed an advertisement for a local pharmacy and ice cream shop, and if I wanted to take a picture of it, I should get to Lancaster Street as fast as…
Read More“Paddle-to-the-Sea,” the grade school movie
No matter which of “The Twelve” schools I attended, there were always moments when our lesson plan would have some free moments to it; the teacher would ask us to drop the window shades, someone would bring out the old industrial movie projector, while another student would try to set up the white movie screen. …
Read MoreThe Arrivals
“Where do you want this?” the muscle-bulging Huck Finn’s Warehouse moving man asked me, and if I didn’t answer him in 5 seconds or less, the bookshelf in his Ferrigno-sized hands might crash to the floor. “Put it over there,” I replied. “I’ll move it later.” “You got it,” he said, as he gingerly placed…
Read MoreK-Chuck Radio: My Sweet Lord’s So Fine…
My friend Laura sent me a link to a story about what seems to be a simmering feud between Madonna and Lady Gaga over the similarities between Madonna’s hit “Respect Yourself” and Lady Gaga’s hit “Born This Way.” Trust me. Both those songs sound similar enough to the point where someone could interpret either a…
Read MoreThe Tulip Camera: A Fun Art Project
It’s Tuesday night, and I’m so bored right now, even grass growing outside my door would be exciting. And when I’m bored… I start getting “modification” ideas. I’m not a person who just lets something exist for the sake of its existence. I’ll re-paint it, I’ll re-leather it, I’ll do something to it that changes…
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