And the winner for “Worst Facial Tattoo” goes to…

According to the Redding, Calif. Record-Searchlight, Patrick Brooks walked into a check-cashing store in Redding and handed the teller a check, made payable to Mr. Brooks, from the Cottonwood Bible Baptist Church. The cashier immediately noticed that the check – which had the Cottonwood Bible Baptist Church address on it – was altered so that…

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“I have Larry Flynt on the phone for you, Mr. Miller…”

True story.  Believe me, this is as true as true can get. In early 2005, I was a featured writer for Goldmine Magazine, the music collector’s biweekly.  I wanted to pitch an idea to them – an article on cheesecake album covers.  Cheesecake album covers featured beautiful women – many of them almost wearing clothing…

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Returning to a relationship I thought was permanently dead, thanks to The Din

It was a relationship that had its ups and its downs.  There were times when I enjoyed being a part of it – I boasted to everybody about how lucky and fortunate I was that we were together.  And there were days when I wished we never met each other.  And one day – just…

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OMG, LOL, where’s ♥ in my bag of Scrabble tiles?

The Oxford English Dictionary has just announced the addition of several new words and phrases, as well as the update of over 40,000 definitions, in its most recent update. In addition to such words as “Ego-surfing” (to search on the Internet for one’s own name or business), “muffin top” (and I don’t mean the upper…

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Chuck Miller’s Round Table: Featuring Speed Racer, Boo Boo Bear and Jem of the Holograms

In the past, I’ve authored several magazine columns on subjects ranging from 45 RPM records to the activities of hockey booster clubs.  One column, however, only lasted a single showing – and that was because the magazine in which it was published folded like a cheap suit. Background. In the early 1990’s, I wrote for…

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Having fun with Google Translate

When it comes to languages, I speak three languages very fluently.  I speak American English, I speak Canadian English and I can speak Australian English.  That’s it, mate.  Good on ya, eh? Now there are online services out there that can translate websites from one language to another, and can translate your English websites into…

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