Chuck Miller’s fully functional time traveling machine!

This is not a joke.  This is for real.  I have developed a device that will allow me, with careful precision and consideration, to travel backward nearly forty years in time.

No, I have not been mixing Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia ice cream and Diet Mountain Dew again.  This is legit.

So what time period will you go to, H.G.? Oh, the past, for sure, he'll want to meet Cleopatra!

With great effort and power, I have been able to travel backward to January 1, 1970.

Why January 1, 1970?  Why not December 31, 1969?  Why not March 2, 1981 or October 12, 1492?

Who knows?

But as far as I’m concerned, this is a major accomplishment.  I can travel back in time and change the course of history.  All you bullies who ever tormented me, I can go back in time and make sure your parents never met – thus ensuring you were never born.  And with 40 years of World Series and Super Bowl results at my fingertips, I can make a fortune on sports bets.  And can you imagine the speculation on the stock market?  I’d make Donald Trump look like a bum by comparison.

But if you think I’m still shining you about this time travel thing…

then just click the “more” button at the bottom of the page.

And witness the jump.  And if you’re really curious… check out the time signature on the blog once you finish traveling through time with me.