The $700 iPhone / BlackBerry 10 project

After searching around and trying to find some sort of loophole – ANY sort of loophole – unfortunately, there seems to be no way to keep my Verizon Wireless unlimited data plan when I upgrade, UNLESS I purchase an iPhone at its $700 full retail price.

But you think that’s going to stop me from doing so?

Silly you.

In fact, I have already begun my scheme to keep my unlimited data plan AND make Verizon’s life a living heck in the process.

Just last week, I stopped back at the Verizon Wireless store in Colonie Center and purchased two more $25 Verizon Wireless gift cards.  And I’m still buying them.

I also talked to my friend Mark “Zip” Pisani, my old college buddy and fellow broadcaster on WHCL, who has become quite the expert of late on cell phones and technology.  He recommended that if I go with this “purchase a phone” project, that I buy the Droid DNA rather than the iPhone.

I’m taking that into consideration.

But I hear there’s a phone coming up that may give me everything I want.  A phone that might actually do what I expect a phone to do, and be able to provide me with both functionality and fun.

It’s a BlackBerry 10.  And it’s being announced today.

The two BlackBerry 10 models. I want the one on the right. Photos from pocket-lint.com.

Now the thing is – I appreciate my BlackBerry cell phones.  They’re dependable, they last a long time, and they’re just the kind of phone I need.  I don’t need to launch cartoon birds at pigs.  I don’t need to watch Lawrence of Arabia on a little screen.

So if I don’t get the new iPhone… and if i don’t get the Droid DNA… I’m going to get the upcoming BlackBerry 10 with the push-button QWERTY keyboard to which I’ve grown accustomed.  According to this Forbes article, Verizon Wireless should have the new BlackBerry 10 in stock by May.  Maybe June at the latest.

If I save all my gift cards, I should be able to purchase either calling device – the iPhone or the BlackBerry or even the Droid DNA – by that time.  I can purchase it free and clear, keep my unlimited data plan, and Verizon can go climb a tree.  In fact, how cool would it be to pull this “I’d like to pay for this item in gift cards, please – lots of gift cards, please” – on the day when the new iPhone comes out?

Pardon me, I’m feeling a little bit like Simon Bar Sinister right now, as he plans one of his fiendish schemes.  And it feels good.

Look out, Verizon.  I’m coming to one lucky store on a busy, busy day, with a deck of Verizon Wireless gift cards.  And you won’t be able to stop me.

Nyah nyah…