Caption Time: Do they really make better lovers?

So last Thursday, I saw some people setting up an air mattress and some blankets and pillows at the sidewalk intersection of State and Pearl Streets.  And sure enough, a few minutes later, they were having a “bed-in” to support their organization, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

I’m not going to comment.  All I’m going to do is provide this picture and ask you to create the caption.  Be creative, but please keep the captions clean.  And if you happen to use the words “steak,” “tofu,” “lambchops” or “quinoa” in your caption… that’s fine too.