Celebrity Deathmatch: Marjorie Taylor Greene v. Laura Loomer

I have no respect for MAGA troll Laura Loomer. This (takes a deep breath to choose words carefully) woman is psychotic.

I also have no respect for knuckle-dragging Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. Trust me. Go through my blogging history.

So when Laura Loomer was one of the Trump sycophants who accompanied Trump to his disastrous Presidential debate against soon-to-be President Kamala Harris, Loomer posted some very vulgar jokes about Harris’ heritage.

And I mean vulgar.

Ugh. I’m surprised Loomer didn’t add a Bollywood reference in there as well. Then again, she probably thinks RRR is a sequel to KKK.

So … Marjorie Taylor Greene fired up her iPhone and launched this scud missile at Loomer.

Yeah, I’m still not surprised, especially when MTG’s in a close Congressional race and she’s hoping all the Georgia jerrymandering will hold up in her favor.

Well, Laura Loomer saw Marjorie Taylor Greene’s scud missile, and responded with a cluster-bomb full of nails and screws.

But wait, there’s MORE!!

Reload the cannons, men, we’re going shooting!

And finally …

Hey, anyone want an encore?

Then Marjorie Taylor Greene responded to Laura Loomer’s cluster-bombs with a few piles of freshly-harvested logs of thrown feces.

Excuse me, I need some Cracker Jack and a comfy chair. Preferably one that hasn’t been “used” by JD Vance.

And now it’s Loomer with the serve and volley, spilling more tea than an earthquake at the Lipton-Tetley wedding.

Oh, and one more … just for the hell of it …

So … here’s the thing. We do NOT need to see these two hags battle it out like some sort of social media re-interpretation of “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”

I propose a better forum for these two cross-eyed MAGA yonks.

Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch.

Celebrity Deathmatch was an animated TV series on MTV. Its entire plotline was to put two clay-animated figures in a wrestling ring to battle to the death. It was profane and it was violent and it was just funny as anything.

Yeah. That’s what I want to see. I mean, Laura Loomer’s already had enough plastic surgery that her face is made of clay, and Marjorie Taylor Greene just needs a little chiseling around her cheekbones, but it can work.

That would be funny. Funnier than what looks like an online high school hissy fight between two very, very immature adults in name only.

Get them in the ring. Resurrect Mills Lane.

Let’s get it on.