Fernando Valenzuela made me pay attention to the game.

For me, baseball in the early 1980’s was a mixed bag. I still had some affinity to the New York Yankees (especially pitcher Ron Guidry and slugger Reggie Jackson), but I also liked the power of the Pittsburgh Pirates (heck, Willie Stargell could knock any pitch over the center field wall with ease). But how…

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Pete Rose does NOT belong in the Hall of Fame. Ever.

Pete Rose, the most prolific hitter in Major League Baseball history, passed away earlier this week. He was 83. The man nicknamed “Charlie Hustle” played the game with an unmatched intensity. He would sprint to first base after drawing a walk at the plate. He once ran full-speed around the bases in an All-Star Game…

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The New York Yankees FINALLY did the one thing to improve their team.

I used to be a New York Yankees fan way back in the day. And by “back in the day,” I mean the late 1970’s. Radio station 3WD in Schenectady would broadcast Yankees games on the radio, and I would enjoy listening to Bill White and Frank Messer and Phil Rizzuto call games. Even when…

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Not just a Meat Loaf interlude.

There’s a great hook in the Meat Loaf song “Paradise by the Dashboard Light,” in which baseball announcer Phil Rizzuto calls what sounds like an imaginary baseball play – which, in itself, can be interpreted as the old baseball lingo for two horny people getting their freak on. Well, apparently people are getting their freak…

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A little league field needs a scoreboard. How can you tell who’s winning without a scoreboard?

Background. Last Saturday, I had a wonderful Date Night. Lunch at the Cheesecake Factory – spoiler alert: they sell lots of cheesecakes – then an afternoon of gambling at Rivers Casino. And surprisingly, both of us left with more money than we brought (she hit 5-of-a-kind on a Joker Poker machine and had no idea…

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Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens don’t deserve to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

News came last night that David Ortiz, the Boston Red Sox home run hero, is now a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame. He will join six other players that were selected from a veteran’s committee – including Jim Kaat, Buck O’Neill and Minnie Minoso – as Hall of Famers at the next induction…

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As Max Scherzer unbuckled his pants in front of the umpires…

Right now, baseball is involved in a strange scandal. There are pitchers who are using a combination of suntan lotion, rosin and something called Spider Tack, which allows them to pitch fastballs and sliders with incredibly high spin rates, pitches that can flummox even the most skilled batters. It hearkens back to the days of…

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And the Yankees are back to their old tricks again.

My friend Matt wanted to know if I was interested in doing a baseball game this weekend, as his beloved Chicago White Sox were playing in Yankee Stadium. I looked up Yankee Stadium’s new seating plan. Yankee Stadium is one of several baseball fields that offers vaccinated and non-vaccinated sections. Well, since Matt and I…

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No, you can’t vacate World Series championships …

It started out as a feel-good story – the Houston Astros, whose hometown was battered and bashed by Hurricane Harvey earlier that year, finally won their first World Series championship. Yesterday, Major League Baseball suspended Astros General Manager Jeff Luhnow and manager AJ Hinch for the entire 2020 season for their actions – or inactions…

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Why baseball-themed dramas and comedies fail every time

There was a recent news article about plans to create a comedy-drama based on the 1980’s film A League of Their Own, the film about the All-American Girls’ Professional Baseball League of the 1940’s-50’s. The thing is, if it does go to series, and if it lasts longer than 13 episodes, it may be the…

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