“Number 7, Cheeseburger, No Fries!”

I had some errands to run on Sunday – take some packages to the post office, talk with my tax preparer to get my taxes filed, get a roll of film developed at CVS – little things like that. So while I was in Colonie Center, feeling mid-afternoon hunger pangs, I decided to go to…

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We can’t get JetBlue at Albany International Airport… but we can get a rat there…

For those of you who, like me, are huge fans of Stephan Pastis’ cartoon Pearls Before Swine, you might get a chuckle out of reading today’s cartoon strip. In the cartoon, Pastis – who is a character in his own strip, along with his creations Rat, Pig, Goat, Zebra and the Crocodiles – laments to…

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“And coming around the clubhouse turn, it’s ‘Christ Almighty!'”

About four months ago, I played a game of Friday night trivia at Jessica Stones in Latham.ย  I wasn’t initially planning on going out that night, but when trivia host Ben Hovey posted a message on Facebook talking about the opportunity to play against a Trivia Bowl champion, a Summer Bowl champion and a perfect…

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You say you’re looking for goat’s milk? It’s coming straight at’cha! BAA-A-A-A!!

Thursday morning.ย  I just finished delivering my Equinox Thanksgiving Day turkey dinners to a family in Fonda, and I’m on my way back to the New York State Thruway. And just then, I saw them. Three goats. In the middle of the road. Coming straight at my car. I slowed down.ย  I don’t need Cardachrome…

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My Day of Thanksgiving with Equinox: 2011 Edition

The alarm clock went off at 4:00 a.m.ย  I cold barely open my eyes.ย  Who wakes up at 4:00 a.m.?ย  What an ungodly hour… and in fact, why in the name of all that’s holy did I actually set my alarm for 4:00 a.m.? I slap the alarm clock and turn it off.ย  And as…

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