Sunday morning. With all the depressing, horrible, unfathomable news – both in my life and around the world – I needed some private time. And that “private time” meant bashing up a wooden crate for a future crate art project. After taking out my frustration on the scrap wood box, I realized I would need…
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Hey Times Union, tell your telemarketers to stop calling me!
It’s been four months since the Albany Times Union and I parted company, and I left their blogging portal. In those four months, I’ve continued to write and blog and photograph, and I’ve moved toward new goals and new pursuits – as well as a new audience. But lately I’ve received several phone calls from…
Read MoreUncle Sam’s gonna want my apples…
You know that old saying that “money doesn’t come for free”? Yeah. I think that’s going to happen to me when I file my taxes next year. Let me explain.
Read MoreThe Incident at A.C. Moore
Yesterday, I needed to take care of some errands. And one of those errands involved returning some framing materials to the local A.C. Moore hobby shop in Latham. No big crisis – I bought too many products for my project, and I wanted to return the unused portions and put that money back on my…
Read MoreNo, VIDA, you can’t have my photos…
Here’s my issue with telemarketers and cold calls. They give you this whole crock about how they love your (writing, photos, look) and they want to (promote your work, hire you for events, cast you in a movie), and although they (have no budget, want you to pay, still want you in the movie), they…
Read MoreHelp Ryan West Win the #RyFight
Nearly eighteen months ago, I learned that my good friend, bar trivia host Ryan West, was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer. He was only 31 years old at the time of the diagnosis. Ryan’s friends rallied around their stricken comrade, and through all of Ryan’s next months of chemotherapy and treatment, they kept his spirits…
Read MoreKellyanne Conway’s feet on the sofa – tres déclassé
I think there is a White House staffer who has, on his wall, a little poster that says, “Kellyanne Conway has not embarrassed the President for three days straight. The record is four days straight.” I say that because yesterday, when President Trump was meeting with presidents and chancellors and leaders from historically black colleges…
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Another Verizon “nickel and dime” trick
It started last week, when I noticed something different about the phone numbers on my Caller ID feature from my BlackBerry PRIV cell phone. Normally, when I receive a call from someone, their phone number pops up as a Caller ID message. And if I’ve programmed their name into the phone, then their name comes…
Read MoreGotta love the Burger King drive-through
So yeah, if it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all. Last Friday, I drove home from one of my doctor’s appointments. I’m hungry as anything, and I’m already in pain from my left foot being completely wrecked. I need some comfort food. Nothing major, maybe a chicken sandwich and a diet…
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The get-well-soon card that wasn’t.
As you know, six months ago my beloved 2006 Chevrolet Cobalt SS was destroyed in a horrible car accident. And since then, I’ve received a plethora of cold-calls from extended vehicle service contract telemarketers who want me to sign up for their $3,000+ contracts that wouldn’t even replace an air freshener without a copayment. And…
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