Fans of the legendary rock band KISS have been used to bassist Gene Simmons’ massive marketing of the KISS logo and facial makeup imagery for decades. If you could slap a picture of Gene, Paul, Ace and Peter on the front of ANYTHING, and pay Gene Simmons some money for doing so, then it happens.
Last month, KISS announced a co-branding with Sanrio’s legendary Hello Kitty product. Now Hello Kitty has its own rabid fanbase, and the first product released by the co-branding was a series of Hello Kitty-faced dolls – all wearing KISS facial makeup.
But this next image has got to take the cake.
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You are not seeing things. That is actually KISS / Hello Kitty toilet paper. 800 sheets per roll, in case you’re curious about such things.

Wow. I thought I’ve seen it all.
Man, I was wrong.
You guys want to chime in on this one?
I’d rather wipe with KISS toilet paper than actually listen to KISS.
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