Caption Time: What a sale!

The other day, I visited my local Stewart’s for some beverages and munchies.  At the time, Stewart’s was engaged in one of their ice cream pint sales, and the store’s front door was decorated in a cute painted advertisement for the sale.

It was then that I noticed…

Well….

You’ll notice it as well.

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So based on this “sale” that Stewart’s is offering… what other kinds of “sales” could make sense as a caption for this photo?

Keep it funny, but keep it clean.  Or, to put it in a more cohesive manner, keep it cleaner than the average Stewart’s bathroom. 😀

Let me hear your best captions, blog readers!