You know it’s coming. That moment when you’re watching the news, or your checking your Facebook feeds, and you hear about the new outlandish, shocking, what-the-hell-was-he-thinking tweet from President Donald Trump.
And you know, once you hear what the President has said that morning, whether it’s one single tweet or a six-message tweetstorm, that there will be the same themes over and over again in each tweet. So much so, that over time, the message gets lost in the verbiage.
So I have an idea. The next time Donald Trump lets out a tweet of one form or another, whether it’s from his @realdonaldtrump account or from the official Presidential one, let’s play a game, shall we?
Print out this little BINGO card. You start off with a free space in the center, and whenever you see Trump mention something in his tweets – this, that or the other thing that matches up with a square on the grid, cover that square with a penny or a piece of paper or a Russian ruble. At some point in time, if you get five in a row across, up and down, or diagonally, jump up and shout “BINGO! I GOT BINGO!!”
You can rearrange the squares if you like; you can also play some exotic BINGO coveralls like “four corners” or “letter covers” (English or Cyrillic) and, for those classic tweetstorms, try for the “cover-all” feature.
Ready to play? Here’s your BINGO card.
How many tweets in a row will it take until you achieve BINGO? Five tweets? Three tweets? Or if he’s having a really bad day – maybe you could hit BINGO in one massive tweet?