The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
GO!
I don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Andrew M. Cuomo, will you please go now!
You can go on your hot rod.
Try not to be phony.
Andrew M. Cuomo.
Please, no more baloney.
I don’t care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on the Tappan Zee bridge if you like.
If you like you can go to any old joint.
Go, Andrew Go! And take the PowerPoint!
Andrew M. Cuomo,
I don’t care how.
Andrew M. Cuomo,
will you please GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go with Eliot Spitzer if you wish.
If you wish you may go by climbing a tree
After travling on I-87’s new Exit 3
Andrew M. Cuomo!
Don’t you know
The time has come
to go, Go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please, Andrew M.!
And take all your children
And the boyfriend again.
You can go by the bathroom after a colonic
OR
You can go by your Harley down the two-lane Taconic
You can go to the north country, by car or by jet.
I don’t care how you go.
You called them allegations, yes i expect you will.
But nobody now wants to be a Cuomo-sexual.
Andrew M. Cuomo!
I don’t care HOW!
Andrew M. Cuomo!
Will you please GO NOW!
I said GO, and GO I meant.
The time had come.
So Andrew Cuomo โฆ went?
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Chuck The Writer 
I’m trying to remember which Seuss book you’re adapting here, Chuck. Anyway, it turns out the white knight of last year painted his armor, and now it’s turning black, as it was before.
Seems Trump wasn’t the only serial pervert to come out of NYC……..
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If Mario hadn’t already passed, this would have done him in. Prayers for poor disgraced Matilda.
Paraphrasing: “I’ve always done this…I learned it from my parents.”
What decent human being readily shames and embarrasses his own family in a desperate effort to retain power?
(Rhetorical.)
Hindsight being what it is, “assertive” Trooper #1 should have set him straight at the outset: “Touch me once more you pig and I’ll cuff you.”
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