Hey, Kellyanne Conway … you about to lose your job, hee hee hee…

In the final days of the Trump Administration, the former guy installed many of his loyalists onto various boards and positions, allowing them to continue their Trumpian loyalty. One of those loyalists was Kellyanne Conway, who was appointed to the Board of Visitors for the Air Force Academy.

Yesterday, President Biden announced that 18 Trump appointees to these boards were asked to resign, or be completely removed by 6:00 p.m. That included Conway.

That’s right. One of the most blatant liars and grifters in the Trump Administration, a woman who violated the Hatch Act so many times they should rename it in her dishonor, is … well …

Here, let me give you a little box-packing and haul-out soundtrack.


Apparently Conway took the news with grace and dignity, and said kind words to the Biden Administration on her way out.

Yeah, right. That woman wouldn’t know grace and dignity if it knocked her off her broomstick in mid-flight.

That comment about breaking Presidential norms is funny, coming from her.

That’s right. The purveyor of “Alternative Facts” and the historian behind the Bowling Green Massacre can now go down to Mar-A-Lago and mow lawns or something.

But the bigger picture is this. It’s time to clear out demons like Kellyanne Conway from government.

But let’s not stop here. Let’s find out who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s credit card and country club bills to help him get on the Supreme Court. Let’s find out what’s on those telephone calls and phone records from the insurrectionists and seditionists that perpetrated the January 6th invasion at the Capitol. Let’s find out all the times the Trump children used the Presidential office for their own financial gain and benefit. Tick tock tick tock…

Hey, Kellyanne – you spouted off alternative facts? Guess what. Now there’s alternative employment.

How about going on Dancing With the Stars? Or maybe Celebrity Big Brother? Or that reboot of The Surreal Life? Maybe you can start up an OnlyFans account or something. Ugh. Just had my stomach twinge from that thought. Eww.

All I’m saying is … well .. I’m not going to say it. I’ll let Groucho say it.

So, yeah, Kellyanne … buh bye. Adios. Hit the road, Jack. Happy trails. Get on out of here.

Or maybe, just maybe, you’d believe this news if someone else said it to you.

Allow me to make that happen.