Caption Time: What’s under the hood?

So this happened. The other day, I received a text message from Date Night. She had plans to take her car to the dealership for an oil change. And surprisingly, when she brought the car in for the oil change, the techs opened the hood and found … well, in addition to the car’s horsepower … it found this guy.

That is a woodchuck that found its way into her car’s engine component. No idea on how long that woodchuck had been in the car, or how it even got inside. Needless to say, the dealership had to remove several panels from her car to extract the woodchuck – who shared his displeasure at eviction by releasing a big stream of urine. The techs finally extracted the woodchuck and the furry fiend ran away.

But that’s not the point of this story.

The point of this story is that I haven’t done a “Caption Time” post in a very long while, and I want a great caption from you, my faithful blog readers. Have at it. Keep it inventive, but keep it clean.