By: Chuck Miller
Having Fun

Sundays are for War and Peas

I love reading satirical comic strips. That included newspaper strips like The Far Side and Caldwell, both of whom were hilarious and thought-provoking.

Of course, we’ve moved from newspapers to the internet, and since 2011 the duo of Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz have created a hilarious Sunday four-panel webcomic strip called War and Peas.

I discovered their cartoon through the Mastodon social network. And once you see these cartoons … you’ll enjoy them as well.

War and Peas 🧿

March 10, 2026, 3:01 pm 188 boosts 596 favorites

War and Peas 🧿

Panel 1: A text box reads, "Behold. The common house cat." Below it, an orange cat with large eyes sits calmly. Panel 2: A text box reads, "Yet, there is nothing common about her." The same cat is shown with an intense expression. Panel 3: The cat is depicted outside at night, walking on a rooftop while a person sleeps peacefully in bed. The text box reads, "While you slumber peacefully, she roams about..." Panel 4: The cat sits in front of a computer screen with a button labeled "EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE." The text box reads, "Quietly toppling the world order." The cat's paw is poised over the button.
March 8, 2026, 4:45 pm 412 boosts 768 favorites

The main character of War and Peas seems to be someone called Slutty Witch (who seems more comfortable with her pet cat – a former demon – than she does with interpersonal relationships).

War and Peas 🧿

March 6, 2026, 8:45 am 98 boosts 243 favorites

War and Peas 🧿

Panel 1: A witch, wearing a pointed hat, sits in a chair at an eye doctor's office. The doctor, holding a magnifying tool to her eyes. She says, "Um, 'E' ... 'F' ... frog tail, upside-down cross, flames, upside-down cross, again." Panel 2: The doctor continues to hold the magnifying tool to the witch's eyes. The witch continues, "Burning church... the antichrist, um 'R'." Panel 3: The doctor, still holding the magnifying tool, says, "I'm afraid you need glasses." Panel 4: The witch, looking shocked, exclaims, "WHAT?!" The doctor, writing on a clipboard, responds, "And possibly, an exorcism."
February 15, 2026, 3:45 pm 180 boosts 452 favorites

And of course, a post perfectly suitable for today.

War and Peas 🧿

Happy Friday 13th!

Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"
February 13, 2026, 5:51 pm 334 boosts 765 favorites

To read more War and Peas comics, and to purchase original artwork and collections, visit their website at warandpeas.com. You can also support the comic artists by donating to their Patreon channel.

Or you can do what I just did … spread the word about this really, really funny comic strip.