New movie trailer explains why the Star Wars prequels stunk…

Follow along with me. Apparently, at some point after finishing Return of the Jedi, George Lucas had it all. And then, suddenly, he disappeared. In his place, a doppelgรคnger directed the “prequel” Star Wars movies, inserting everything from Jar Jar Binks to more Jar Jar Binks to even MORE Jar Jar Binks.ย  The original Lucas,…

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Who says they have to be “silent” movies?

City Lights is my all-time favorite motion picture. It’s Charlie Chaplin’s finest performance – you can argue that his work with The Kid and The Gold Rush is more significant, but this film – released in the 1930’s, after the advent of synchronized sound in motion pictures, yet still retaining Chaplin’s mute Tramp character –…

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“I am Mighty Thor!” “Well, next time use some lotion!”

Last night, I attended an advance screening of the upcoming Paramount Pictures film Thor.ย  Yes, it’s the next installment of what will become the big blockbuster film of 2012 (or 2013, I’m not sure), The Avengers.ย  No, not the one with John Steed and Emma Peel.ย  This is the one with Iron Man and the…

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I finally get it! Royale with cheese!!

It was Saturday night, and I just wanted to unwind and relax.ย  I took some donations to Goodwill, and normally I would have just dropped off the surplus, told the worker that I didn’t need a receipt, have a nice day, and drove off. But for some reason, I decided to stop inside the Goodwill…

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“I Am Number Four” – smelled more like number two

One of the benefits in winning trivia competitions in the Capital District is that sometimes the prizes include movie passes to see films that have not yet officially premiered.ย  That was the case Tuesday night when my Street Academy trivia teammates Jeremy and Alexis joined me at Crossgates Mall – we had won movie passes…

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The ‘ONE’ Stooges – solo work by members of the comedy team

The Three Stooges are, without a doubt, one of the greatest comedy teams in motion picture history.ย  Don’t argue with me on this, or I’ll gouge your eyes out, porcupine. But what would happen if you took a Stooge out of the team – and put him in his own short film? And you say,…

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Charlie Chaplin’s Time Machine

If I had a time machine, if I had a magic device that could take me to any period in history, you know I would go back to the 1920’s and watch one of the greatest actors / directorsย  / filmmakers of all time, Charlie Chaplin, make one of his legendary films.ย  I’d stare in…

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Studying for the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Nearly 30 years ago, I saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time.ย  I was a freshman at Hamilton College, and one of the college’s independent film clubs booked Rocky Horror for the weekend. I never saw the film before I went to college; I knew that it played for many weekends at…

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