You paid £750 for these wedding photos? YIKES!!

This came from one of my favorite photo sites, PetaPixel.

Apparently as Thomas and Anneka Geary prepared for their wedding; coordinating the arrival of 120 family members and guests, spending over £14,000 ($22,600 US) for their wedding, all that stuff – they spent £750 ($1,210 US) for the photographer. They hired a company called Westgate Photography as their wedding photographers. They THOUGHT that they had hired this company to take care of capturing their special moments. Unfortunately, Thomas and Anneka Geary hired another company with the same name. Same name… but a wildly different level of photography.

Photos like this.

There goes the bride... Photo (c) Westgate Photography / SWNS.

And this.

I wonder if the cameraman got bumped while taking this picture. Or if he WAS Bumped. Photo (c) Westgate Photography / SWNS.

A gallery of the “best” of these images can be viewed – I warn you, these pictures are best viewed with a side of Drambouie and Drammamine – at this link from the UK’s Daily Telegraph.  In addition, the indoors photos were taken WITHOUT FLASH – apparently one of the cameramen suffered from epilepsy and the flash would have caused him to sustain a seizure.  Even so…

Check out the ghost hand in this picture.

Nice picture... until you see the tiny motorcycle and digitally decapitated hand on the right side of the picture. Photo (c) Westgate Photography / SWNS.

In that instance, the photographers tried to digitally remove the image of a little boy – but didn’t completely “remove” him from the shot.

Can we get the bride's attention as they're cutting the cake? No? Okay, we'll take the shot anyway, it won't matter... Photo (c) Westgate Photography / SWNS.

Apparently these wedding photographers wouldn’t know a bouquet from bokeh.  This “Westgate Photography” has ceased operations, and apparently has sold its equipment in order to give the Gearys a partial refund.

I’m not going to make any apologies for anyone in this story.  Did the Gearys do their homework when selecting a photographer?  Did they see this company’s previous work?  Was this a horrible accident in which one of the cameras broke in mid-photo shoot and nobody knew it?  Or were these photographers people who tried to enter a high-stress business – wedding photography – without any clue of what to expect?  Were these photographers completely over their heads and thought they could fix everything in PhotoShop?  And wasn’t the cardinal rule of wedding photography – always have a second shooter in case ANYTHING goes wrong – followed here, or was the second shooter just as clueless as the first?

And in the end, the Gearys will always have a memorable wedding. Because if they want any great moments from it… they’ll have to get it through their memories.