By now, we’ve all heard about the battle over the name “Washington Redskins” – those who want the team to change that name because the name “Redskins” is offensive to Native Americans, and those who believe that the name “Redskins” actually honors Native Americans.
Recently the United States Patent and Trademark Office rejected the trademark protection for the name “Washington Redskins,” in that the Patent and Trademark Office felt that the name “Redskins” was a derogatory and pejorative term. And while various sports fans and news organizations and blogs took notice upon this decision…
Another organization was busy filing an appeal, hoping to overturn a December 2013 decision that denied their own request for a trademarked name.
Yep. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the United States Patent and Trademark Office decided to reject trademark protection for another name deemed offensive to a particular organization.
That’s right. The show about the secret goings-on among the Plain people in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania had its trademark protection rejected, in that the name “Amish Mafia” was deemed offensive to the Amish.
Think about this for a second. The show is called “Amish Mafia,” and if you haven’t seen the program, it portrays stories and anecdotes that involve extortion, drug use, vandalism, perversions, and other crazy goings-on, all of which are attributed to a religious order who, by their very nature, refuse to comment or respond back to their portrayal on the small screen.
Now granted, some English (what the Amish call those who aren’t Amish) have stepped up to defend their Plain brothers. Filmmaker Mary Haverstick, for example, is asking residents in Lancaster County to refuse to allow their properties to be used as film sets for Amish Mafia episodes. She’s even created a website, respectamish.org, to help others understand that there are good and friendly Amish and Mennonite families and communities, and not all of them are driving around in tricked-out buggies with bumper stickers saying “This ride protected by Lebanon Levi.”
But back to the courts. Last week, the Discovery Channel (the network where Amish Mafia airs) filed a request for reconsideration of the trademark with the US Patent and Trademark Office. In addition to listing other “Mafia” names that the USPTO has approved (including “Mafia Grannies,” “Lesbian Mafia” and “Portuguese Mafia”), the filing also includes voluminous printouts of newspaper and online reports about the television series.
Applicant submits the following exhibits showing the extensive and nationwide media coverage regarding Applicant’s AMISH MAFIA program. The AMISH MAFIA series is watched by a sizeable audience nationwide and even people who do not watch the series may be aware of it given the frequent references to the show in online, print, and television media and news reports.
And among all those printouts, one exhibit listed as Exhibit LL – is an a printout of an Amish Mafia episode review. Gee, I wonder what person actually took the time to actually sit down and review an episode of this little program, so that four months later, it could appear in a legal filing?
Let’s face facts here. Amish Mafia is a scripted soap opera that purports to be a reality program. And the Discovery Channel does air several “reality” programs, in which you do see the “slice of life” experiences of men and women working and living and having their lives filmed as cinema verite. In other words, if I drove to Alaska in the wintertime, I should be able to see the F/V Northwestern and Captain Sig Hansen from Deadliest Catch; if I visited Alaska in the summertime, I should be able to see the Christine Rose dredge and the Pomeranke brothers from Bering Sea Gold.
As for Amish Mafia, the only time the show is “real” is when something happens to one of its cast members that eventually disrupts filming (i.e., Esther Schmucker getting pummeled by her real-life boyfriend; John Schmucker going to jail for disorderly conduct). Even the show’s name – Amish Mafia – is designed to shock viewers into imagining what kind of crimes these peaceful buggy-riders could commit. Trust me, there are crimes that Amish people commit. Very sick crimes.
Honestly, I’m not sure what to think. The Washington Redskins have options for their name. They could change the logo to a red pig and keep the name (since the Redskins’ defensive line is often called the “Hogs”), or they could ditch the name entirely and come up with something unique. It’s not out of the ordinary; teams change their names all the time, which is why we don’t have the Washington Bullets or the Tampa Bay Devil Rays or the Cincinnati Redlegs.
But the wordmark “Amish Mafia” – it’s like pushing someone’s button to get a visceral reaction. And in every episode of the series, every time we watch the show and go, “That character is doing what? Isn’t that against Amish teaching? Doesn’t that violate the ordnung?”
At which point I’ll say, “Yeah. That’s what Discovery Channel wants. This is cable television, the home of 7-year-old beauty pageant winners, polygamists and pawnbrokers. It’s called ratings.”
Doesn’t mean that it’s right or that it’s ethical.
And maybe that’s what the USPTO wants to stress.
By the way, aren’t we due for new episodes of Amish Mafia soon?
Or whatever name it will take next year, if Discovery Channel can’t get the trademark issue resolved?
Hey, maybe we can solve this whole trademark problem and kill two birds with one stone. Have Lebanon Levi and his crew open up a new branch of Amish Aid in the little town of Raljon, Maryland. They could indoctrinate the talented and athletic Robert Griffin III into the Amish faith… and what would you have?
THE WASHINGTON AMISH REDSKINS MAFIA!
It works! Heck Yeah!!
Oh man, I gotta contact the US Patent and Trademark Office.
I need to register this trademark before Daniel Snyder or the Discovery Channel beats me to the punch!! #hahahahaha
It was, in fact, the name of the program that turned me off. I’ve never seen it. But to be fair, I’ve never seen ANY “reality” show that has started after 2003.
Here is a list of names that the politically correct psychos will seek to change next………
1) The New York Giants will be deemed offsensive to short people.
2) PETA will get into the act that any teams with the names of animals will have to be changed because after all they are offensive to animals. Bears, Bengles, Eagles, Ravens, Dolphin, Seahawks,etc
3) The Houston Oilers will have to change their name, the enviromental fanatics will say the name promotes the burning of fossil fuels and is
destroying the planet.
4) Let’s not forget the New York Jets will be viewed by the anti war crowd as a symbol of American aggression and the name will have to go.
5)Next of the chopping block (pardon the pun) the Atlanta Braves
Well, you get the idea, the insanity of the left continues………..
I don’t think we have to worry about the Houston Oilers any more, they’ve been the Tennessee Titans for what, 15 years now? 🙂
I find your comments offensive. Only a right-wing knee-jerk reactionary who lives in a nation whose wealth was stolen through war and theft from the Native populations would consider the effort to correct a racial slur – through which a football team has made millions – “insanity.”
As for Atlanta, “Brave” is a name for a warrior, not a racial slur, and the name is not under fire, although their use of Chief Noc-A-Homa has received just criticism as perpetuating an old racist stereotype.
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Chuck – I was addressing my comments to Mark, not you. Just thought I should be clear.
Jango, I really don’t care that you’re offended
Mark – That’s why you’re kind is on the losing side of history – those without empathy for those on whose misfortunes our fortunes have been made.
You’ve just summed up the entire problem, Mark. You don’t care that someone – or apparently, anyone – is offended.
My bad on the oilers, forgot ’bout that
Has anyone asked Native Americans what they think?? Is their skin not considered red? Will someone call them and find out if this ticks off these wonderful people??
Amish shows – puppy mills are my main concern. Reality shows stink.
I’m not the greatest Peta fan, but I wish they’d stop citing issues with towns using DUTCH names—KILL. Let’s stop the mass-slaughter/KILL of 14,000 cats and dogs in the U.S. every day. Every huge human organization can stop this massacre within a few weeks, so do it!!!
The trademark trial was brought by Amanda Blackhorse, a Native American. They don’t like the name.
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