It wasn’t the burned-out building in downtown Albany that caught my attention. No, I was actually transfixed by the newly-attached Realtor® sign affixed to the charred timbers.
So here’s what I’d like from you. What advertising copy would you recommend that this Realtor® employ that could possibly sell this property to a new and enthusiastic buyer?
And the best comment will receive a $25 Starbucks gift card. So impress me with your creativity and snarkiness. Have at it!
RESULTS: Lots of really creative entries, and all were great. The one I thought was the best was Chad Polenz’ one, “Don’t worry – that’s not from fire, it’s just black mold.” Congrats on winning the gift card!
Chuck The Writer 
Quaint home that needs some TLC !
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Money to burn
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or Firework sale
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“Grilled to Perfection.”
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Don’t worry – that’s not from fire, it’s just black mold.
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Handyman’s Special fixer upper
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“The exterior is very well done”
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For someone who is looking for an entry level, but still unique, urban experience at a very reasonable price.
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“The real estate in this area is hot! Better get in before it cools down”
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Smoked House for Sale
Meat not included
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