Caption Time: A fire sale?

It wasn’t the burned-out building in downtown Albany that caught my attention.  No, I was actually transfixed by the newly-attached Realtor® sign affixed to the charred timbers.

Fire Sale
Shot with Leica M3 camera, Fuji Velvia 50 film. Photo by Chuck Miller.

So here’s what I’d like from you.  What advertising copy would you recommend that this Realtor® employ that could possibly sell this property to a new and enthusiastic buyer?

And the best comment will receive a $25 Starbucks gift card.  So impress me with your creativity and snarkiness.  Have at it!

RESULTS: Lots of really creative entries, and all were great.  The one I thought was the best was Chad Polenz’ one, “Don’t worry – that’s not from fire, it’s just black mold.”  Congrats on winning the gift card!