Can I tell you it’s been a personally exhausting week, or have you already figured it out?
Yeah. It’s been a personally exhausting week.
I came home last night, reached into the mailbox, expecting to pull out bills or junk mail or the latest menu from the new pizza-wings-fried chicken outlet that promises to deliver to Green Island for a minimum $15 food order and a $2 delivery charge.
And then I felt the cards inside the mailbox.
Little white postcards from Syracuse, my indications as to whether any of my artworks for 2016 – my six photographs and my “Cathedral of St. Philco” church dollhouse – made the cut or were not accepted.
I’ve already blocked out Monday as a travel day for the “Drive of Shame,” my colloquial sobriquet for the retrieval of entries that would not hang on the walls of the Harriet May Mills Art Center. I get it. It happens. Nobody gets ALL their items selected. I figure I have to pick SOMETHING up for the trip home.
But I have cards in my mailbox. And until I check the results, all the artworks made it in. Ha. Until I check the results, all the artworks were rejected. Ho. My mailbox should have the name Schroedinger on it.
I close my eyes and remove the postcards from the mailbox. My fingers fumble around to feel for the postage stamps on the cards; in doing so, I orient the cards so that the accepted/not accepted portion of the card is on the back, away from an accidental reveal.
Once I’m sure all cards are oriented properly…
Then I open my eyes.
There they are. Each postcard with a little checkmark on its back.
I go inside. Sit down. Deep breath.
Come on, cards… give me one entry. One solid entry.
Let’s start with The Saratoga and North Creek Railroad.
NOT ACCEPTED
Okay, maybe my Niagara 1970 1995 2016 splitfilm picture made the list.
NOT ACCEPTED
Oh for two. Come on, maybe The Pier at St. Augustine Beach had to break through –
NOT ACCEPTED
Oh for three. Backstretch… at least give me Backstretch…
NOT ACCEPTED
Damn it. How about at least Lauren and the Leaves? Can I at least get the lenticular print in there?
NOT ACCEPTED
Oh for five. That leaves just The Pew of Holy Innocents and my little church dollhouse, The Cathedral of Saint Philco.
Well, I went through the postcards I had…
But those postcards for Pew and Cathedral aren’t in the pack. And since the post office doesn’t deliver on Sunday… I don’t know if those artworks were accepted or not.
And then I looked at the postcards again.
And I noticed something. Something odd.
Two of my rejected entries – Lauren and the Leaves and Backstretch – were initially marked as “Accepted,” but then were scribbled out and the “Not Accepted” entry was circled instead.
That’s very strange. Almost as if someone said, “Oh wait, that’s a Chuck Miller entry? Scribble scribble scribble…”
So…
I know what happens now.
Drive of Shame. To pick up five entries. And possibly the other two as well.
Let’s see. Rejected at Iowa. Rejected at the Hariban. And now … possibly rejected at the New York State Fair, for the second time in three years.
And if somebody tells me, “Chuck, you’re being too dramatic, you shouldn’t take these things personally…”
Well, maybe I shouldn’t.
But this isn’t happening to you, is it?
Bogus. Accepted, then not accepted? Then two cards missing? Bull(TU sez no curse words)
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So NOT the results I was hoping to see. Sorry, m’friend. I agree with Roz. Bull(TU sez no curse words)
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I’d call to confirm the altered cards, if possible.
Could be someone at the P.O. has an axe to grind…and knows how to use a pen.
Just sayin’.
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OUCH! i’ll try NOT to take that postal comment personally… 🙂
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Mail tampering is a pretty serious accusation.
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I would bring the cards with you. I agree with cp; what’s going on?
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Yes, I would definitely want an explanation about the altered cards. Since you are already committed to the drive to Syracuse, I’d ask for it in person instead of a phone call.
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I’m suspecting someone made a mistake, checked the wrong boxes, and then scribbled them out to correct the mistake. At least that’s the most logical explanation. That, and maybe just maybe the reason there might be a perfectly logical reason why I didn’t get a card for The Pew of Holy Innocents… or The Cathedral of St. Philco… but I’ll find out on Monday.
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You’re probably right, it’s probably a simple error. I wouldn’t be surprised if after filling out all the postcards they realized they needed to cut some entries for whaetever reason (accidentally accepted too many or last minute changes to the display space).
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