Anybody who tells you that cataract surgery is stress free and routine – those people are full of beans.
And I’ll explain why.
Last week, in preparation for the surgery, I received a phone call from the surgery center.ย “Everything’s all set, Mr. Miller, but please be aware that although you have health coverage, you do have a $100 copay.”
I understood.ย I had a $100 copay last month when my right eye underwent surgery, so I’m okay there.
Monday morning.ย I’m ready.ย I’m in a good mood.ย A little nervous, but not as nervous as the first time.
Limo service arrives to pick me up and take me to the surgery center.
I arrive.ย I hand the receptionist my insurance card, my driver’s license, and my credit card.
“Everything’s fine, Mr. Miller, and will you be paying the $700 up front?”
Wait a second – did you say $700?
“Yes sir, I’ll just swipe your card now – ”
Wait, no no no, wait, you’re mistaken, I was told I only had a $100 copay.
“No, sir, it’s $700.”
An orderly came out and called my name.ย It’s time for surgery.
“Please confirm this.ย I was told $100 for my copay.”
Ten minutes later, after she went to talk to her supervisor – who apparently was on the phone and was not happy at being interrupted – she brought out a piece of paper.
“You have a $600 deductible from your insurance company, in addition to the $100 for today.”
Ugh.
And that noise you hear – after she swiped my card and made me $700 lighter – was my heart rate racing faster than a Devo drum track.
I went with the orderly to the waiting area.ย A nurse took my blood pressure.ย “It’s very high.ย We need you to relax.”
All I could keep thinking about was … thank God I had that additional money in my account, or else I would have had to postpone my surgery until who knows how long?
The anesthesiologist inserted a tube in my hand, and before long the sweet menthol scent of anesthetics oozed through my circulatory system.
And just like that …. I was on my way home, a plastic shield taped over my left eye.
But all I could think of was … what the hell just happened?
After I took a nap to de-mentholize myself … I called my health insurance provider.
“Oh yes, Mr. Miller, at the beginning of a new year, you have a $600 surgical deductible before any surgery is achieved.”
Ugh and double ugh.
And all I could think about was … what if I had the surgery two weeks earlier?ย Right around Christmastime?ย I wouldn’t have been tagged with that additional $600.
But by the same token – I also invested $750 per eye in astigmatism correcting toric insert lenses.ย So I’m already spending money as it goes.
Oh well, at least I’ll get a fat tax return once I file my Federal tax returns …
Oh wait.ย The IRS isn’t issuing any tax returns until this current government shutdown ends.
And there goes my blood pressure, up in the air again…
At least the surgery is over, successfully. As for the money, it IS only money. We make it and spend it over and over in a lifetime. It wasn’t your last dime, you still have a roof over your head, food in the fridge and a pillow for your bed. You were able to cover the cost, painful as that may have been, but you didn’t have to turn around and walk out. Consider it money well spent. Now go make a nice fried egg, turn on the TV and pick up your latch hook. Life is good.
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Today news story IRS will be issuing refunds, during this disruption.
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The IRS obviously checks out your blog, and was apparently sympathetic to your predicament.
Glad that it’s behind you.
ONWARD!
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As was said it is only money. How long is the healing process and how long before you can go back to work?
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Yeah, about that. My deductible was $6500. I had mine done in March. Thatโs how much it cost me +.
I try not to get upset about it, I couldnโt wait any longer to have the surgery.
Deep breath… you can SEE!
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