Caption Time: Damn, James Taylor…

I haven’t done one of these Caption Time photos in a while, but this came across my FB feed and I couldn’t resist.  This is actually from the official James Taylor fan page, and it shows … well … the singer-songwriter posing next to … er … um …

Now I could come up with a dozen captions for this, but I’ll leave the captioning to you today.  Bonus points if you can incorporate a James Taylor song title or lyric into the caption somehow.

Be creative, and try not to be crass.

And let’s see your best work.