You gotta hand it to the Trump MAGA trolls. They go on social media and blather on about how wonderful their orange goblin leader will be for the country, and they’re not above – or below – pontificating with bold predictions.
Now of all the usual “Trump MAGA trolls” out there that I could feature in today’s blog – you know, the usual suspects of Catturd and Charlie Kirk and Nick Adams and Brigitte Gabriel and Juanita Broadderick – Joey Mannarino is the steaming turd on the manure pile.
You remember Joey, don’t you? The white man who pretended to be a black woman, and forgot to change his profile photo in the process? And then, one week later, tried to set up a pretext of a “Democrats are going to steal the election” screed?
Yeah, THAT Joey Mannarino. Bro has about as much lift as a one-story elevator.
Last Saturday, after a poll showed Kamala Harris had surged to the lead in Iowa, polling with 47-43 support for the Presidency, Joey Mannarino posted this little message on social media.
Now … far be it from me to EVER suggest that someone go full castrati and have it livestreamed … especially in Joey Mannarino’s case, since the surgery might involve a microscope and eeny weeny clippers … but hey, if he’s game, let’s set up the pay-per-view rights.
Now I’m curious about how Iowa turns in the 2024 election. And if (from my lips to God’s ears) Kamala Harris takes the Hawkeye State and all its Electoral College votes …
Joey, dude, get ready to experience the John Wayne Bobbitt treatment.
I mean, it can’t be any worse than the last time I saw someone re-enact a castration on television. It was back in 1998, when pro wrestler Val Venis (his gimmick was a fully-packed 1980’s-era porn star) ran up against the wrestling faction Kai En Tai (and, in the process, got busy with their manager’s wife), only to have this happen after one of Venis’ matches.
I mean, I don’t think we’ll need a samurai sword for Joey Mannarino …
If all else fails … perhaps a disposable plastic knife will do the trick. 😀
Chuck The Writer 
Can’t cut off what isn’t there to begin with.
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I think someone has put himself in the position of having to deal with an excruciating defeat.
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Someone tell Joey his 15 minutes ended last time he opened his mouth.
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Considering that he won’t be able to reproduce if he goes through with his plan, perhaps it’s no great loss.
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Speaking of voting…
To any NYers who vote in favor of Prop 1, who have read, understand and agree with the supporting legislation and its underlying intent, I respect your decision.
To those who vote in favor of it based solely on the emotionally moving script on the ballot, without reading the clever wordsmithed legislation, and who disregard the obvious legislative intent behind it (i.e. securing constitutional protection for future related outlandish legislation, a la section 11b)… Well, then shame on you.
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