The Winner’s Bank is an amazing gambling assistant

How many times has this happened to you? You get the itch to go to the casino, and you bring a set amount of money for the slots and/or the gaming tables. And today’s your lucky day – at one point, you’re up about $200. So you think, “Hey, I’m playing with house money, let’s keep going,” and before you know it, that $200 – and your initial stake – is down the throat of that one-armed bandit that just won’t pay off. And you leave the casino with the mindset of, “I should have stopped when I was ahead.”

Yeah, that happens to all of us. For sure. You think you’ll stay lucky and those dancing drums or ringing bells will bless you all night. Nopes. Not a chance.

That was before I acquired this little gambling assistant.

Say hello to the Winner’s Bank.

See, the Winner’s Bank helps me keep all my money, and allows me to walk out of any casino without that feeling of utter stupidity.

What makes the Winner’s Bank so special?

Well, it kinda looks like this.

This is a pressed steel lock box. You can purchase a Winner’s Bank on Amazon at this link here.

The top of the box has a little slit. Once you’ve won some money, you put the money in the little slit. Then you can keep on gambling with your stake, or you can go home.

And the unit comes with a set of keys. And to make the Winner’s Bank more efficient … you leave your keys at home. That way, once the money’s in the Winner’s Bank, you can’t take it out. You can’t withdraw it without the assistance of a sledgehammer. That’s right. Cold pressed steel will power.

Here’s how I use it. Let’s say that I go to the casino with a stake of five apples. I eventually hit a slot machine that spits out the equivalent of seven apples. I then take the voucher coupon from the slot machine, I walk over to the currency exchange machine, turn the voucher into apples, then jam the apples into my bank. I leave at least one apple to see if it will grow into an orchard on another slot machine. And in the end, when I leave, I return home, unlock the machine, take out all the apples that are inside, and bing bada boom boom, I have enforced my will power.

And the Winner’s Bank works in other locales. You can take it to the race track. If your horse happens to pay off in a nice tasty trifecta, cash in your betting slip, stick the oats into your Winner’s Bank, and leave a few oats for future bets.

It works at the bingo hall. Instead of purchasing extra bingo slips or wasting your money on non-winning bell jar or Queen of Hearts games, take the beans you’ve won, put them into your Winner’s Bank … man, with all the apples and oats and beans, you can make one wicked applesauce. Maybe this should have been a Bachelor Cooking blog post. 😀

Oh, and one thing to remember. If you enter a casino and you pass through any metal detectors, take the Winner’s Bank out of your pocket (yes, it fits in your pocket) and hold the empty box in your hand as you enter the building. This way, the guards will let you pass and not wonder if you’re carrying some sort of electronic card counting or cheating device in your britches.

So yeah, give this a try. I’m sure you’ll find it very effective. It’s like a built-in pressed steel conscience for your gambling itch. 😀

It works for me. Trust me.

FTC Compliance Statement: At no time did I receive any financial remuneration or compensation from the company that manufactures this product for a review in my blog. This item was purchased with my own money, and my opinions on the item are my own and are not influenced in any way by any outside investment.