So here’s what I did with a highland cow

Okay. Yesterday’s blog post revolved around my plan to try the craft known as “punch needle” – essentially punching a string or yarn or floss through a fabric to create a pretty pattern upon it.

And the plan was to do this while my girlfriend Suzanne and I watched the Pittsburgh Steelers football game yesterday.

So at kickoff … here’s what I had.

Okay. Right off the bat, I’ve got a canvas. And now it goes into the embroidery hoop.

All right. I can do this. All I need to do is thread the punch needle …

Which took me about an entire quarter of football to do. Yeah. Just enough time to watch Aaron Rodgers fling up a nasty interception that gave the Browns momentum. Ugh.

No matter. I’ve gotten the floss threaded in the needle, now let’s start punching.

And I started punching the needle into the fabric.

And this is how far I got … before I realized that I HAVE NO BUSINESS WORKING IN PUNCH NEEDLE.

Oh my God this thing looks AWFUL. Painful. I couldn’t hold on to this if it was handed to me by DK Metcalf.

I showed Suzanne my failure. And to my surprise, where I might expect to receive ridicule or scorn for my errant jabbing and tearing of that fabric, instead Suzanne showed compassion and understanding.

“Let me have that canvas,” she said. “If I can’t make it work, I’ll try to paint the cow for you.”

At that point, I knew this relationship with Suzanne was worth preserving. 😀

So as far as I’m concerned, I’m done with punch needle. I’ll stick to latch hook and all the other art projects I can muster.

Besides, I still have to get Ganef the Squirrel done by June, if I want to enter it in Competition Season 2027.